The Stars Are Not In Position

Bryanna, Australian, 26, appreciator of good people, good movies, and good games, preferably altogether. Don't expect any real pattern or sense in my posts.

[yesimalittlestitious]

I have no excuse for this except Lizzo is a godess and Griffin and Justin using ‘boy’ excessively is peak comedy.

[woolay]

[71271f9f7a6594bd]

Thanks!

[ghostingthespace]

what happens after six months tho

[grayelectrum]

you pay rent

[tomakeitbeautifultolive]

Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!

Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.

Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.

[screengeniuz]

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.

[silverstrike]

What the fuck do you mean “was”???

[grayelectrum]

the lad on the left isn’t a young Pat Stewart - that’s Andy Whitfield. y’all been bamboozled

[bidonica]

Can you guys reblog this and put your age, your country and if you have a method to remember how many days are in a month in the tags?

[kilomonster]

It’s my last Veterans Day in active duty status and I’d be eternally grateful if you could help with my transition back into civilian life. All it takes is a reblog. Thank you!

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[grayelectrum]

[noctuaalba]

a giveaway I promised, a giveaway I’m doing!  I’m very happy to be active on tumblr again and to thank you all - old and new and future followers!- for sticking around, here’s my smol autumn giveaway! + PRIZES + FIRST PRICE: one fully rendered single character half body  SECOND PRICE: one fully rendered single character portrait THIRD PRICE: one coloured sketch half body for more examples visit my tag 

(Most of the stuff you see on my blog is Bioware fandoms and Star Wars atm but EVERY FANDOM/OC IS WELCOME, I can draw anything as long as references are provided!)

+RULES+ 1. Follow me! It’s a followers-only giveaway so you must be following me when the giveaway ends. You can leave afterwards but if you want to stick around, I’m an art-only blog atm so I won’t clutter your dash too much 2. REBLOG this post. 1 reblog= 1 entry 3. WINNERS will be extracted through a random number generator on September 22, 9 pm GMT and notified here on tumblr +GOOD LUCK!+

[noctuaalba]

friendly reminder that I’m doing a giveaway! 16 days left to enter! 

[skiiiba-deactivated20191010]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

[kiefbowl]

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

[hawthorn56-deactivated20230602]

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

[thevideowall]

Yep

The advent of agriculture around 9500BC was about 450 mothers ago

[quousque]

you can’t just say shit like that without a warning

[gamesanddoodles]

Part1/Part2/Part3

There. It’s done. You can thank @dalishvanguard​ and @grayelectrum for providing endless amount of motivation, and correcting my broken english.

[gamesanddoodles]

Part1/Part2/Part3

[gamesanddoodles]

Part1/Part2/Part3

[arsuf]

Assassin’s Creed Origins + Box Art

[gamesanddoodles]

700 followers !

Hey people !

So in between my usual shitposts and casual awkward doodleings I’ve noticed I’ve tricked 700 of you into thinking I was worth following. To some that’s not much but to me it’s just really huge. Seeing people tag my stuff and react to always makes my day, and I’d like to give back to you all. So here are dem rules if you are interested !

-You must follow me. -If you’re interested in a free drawing,  just reblog &/ like this post. -3 people will be picked at random. If I don’t get answer after a day or so, I’ll pick a new winner. -If the winners are interested in a printed version their drawing, I’ll send it to them (if I’m provided with an adress of course). -Winners will be announced next monday meaning April 10th 2017.

And there you go ! Good luck and thank you for all the love ! =)

[wandaluvstacos]

[wandaluvstacos]

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Genre: Contemporary Romance (mxm)

Rated: 18+

As  an audio contractor, Carlos Rodriguez is used to seeing the homes of  Miami’s richest when he’s installing their top-of-the-line sound  systems. He also isn’t opposed to occasional flirtation with lonely  trophy wives; it’s practically part of the job. So when Carlos is  propositioned by a young kept man with looks only money can buy, he can’t help but fall head first into a secret and lurid affair. But Alex isn’t an empty-headed silicone Ken doll. The closer Carlos gets, the more Alex reveals the disturbing details of his relationship with his much older boyfriend—how it began, how it developed, and how tightly Alex wears his proverbial leash. But Alex’s denial runs deep, and Carlos  begins to worry that not only is he in over his head, but he doesn’t  know how to walk away.

Contains: References to underage sex and psychological abuse

[wandaluvstacos]

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*REBLOG SPECIAL~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

You errybody, if you reblog this post, you’ll be entered into an informal “drawing” of 10 people who get free headshot drawings of whatever characters or yours or others that you want (preferably human or semi-human; not good at drawing anything but people and horses). This is valid until April 21st, 2017. Drawings will be lineart + flat colors. like such:

Other examples (w/o color)

You must reblog to be counted. Also, if you’ve already reblogged, congrats, you’re already entered. And if I don’t get more than ten reblogs, then congrats, y'all get free drawings. :D

Thanks for spreading the word!

[jediknlght-deactivated20170310]

me when the confetti hit my dash