Dick Grayson

I love that flippy little OG Robin.

[collectivefandomstuff]

Catwoman: [flirting while wearing a backpack full of stolen art] always a pleasure to see you Batman

Batman: I know you robbed the exhibit. Put it back

Catwoman: [pretends to think it over] you know… I don’t think I will.

Batman: fine. Just one thing before you go.

Batman: [steps aside to show Robin (Dick Grayson), 8 years old] this is Robin

Batman: he’s been asking me to go to the exhibit since it opened but I haven’t had the time

Batman: I finally had some time off this weekend, so we were going to attend on Saturday.

Batman: he hasn’t spoken of anything else all week.

Robin: [blinks sadly]

Catwoman:

Batman:

Catwoman: [wavering] I’m not going to just-

Robin: [in a watery voice] it was all I wanted for my birthday

Catwoman: [throws her hands up] FINE I’LL PUT IT BACK

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[missroserose]

I'm not sure what mood this is but it sure is one

[digitaldiscipline]

it’s a spoiler alert

[copperbadge]

She’s definitely spoiling her dinner. 

[ID: An image of a white sporty-looking car with a high spoiler on the back; a woman is sitting on the trunk of the car, legs through the spoiler, using it like a narrow table to eat soup off of. She also has what looks like a coffee drink and possibly some french fries nearby.]

[karlyanalora]

This post has been sitting in my drafts for 4 years. Thank you @ihatebrainstorm for making this joke possible.

[cassiebat3]

robin III: cry of the huntress (1993) #5

lmao he dgaf

[bowditch]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

guys i'm gonna cry. dev is a real official ao3 tag now.

happy gotcha on ao3 day, dev!

[bowditch]

it's dev's birthday so i'm celebrating by reblogging this!

[bowditch]

SIX YEARS, DEV!

[mgsr]

[andstuffsketches]

carl or whatever his name is

[tlirsgender]

Superman as a symbol is nice I enjoy him but more importantly Clark Kent as a guy is incredibly funny. Midwesterner who’s nigh indestructible because he’s also from space. Weirdly jacked guy working in an office building who says ope let me sneak right past ya

[tlirsgender]

He’s like “oh I’m just some guy” while also carrying the entire world on his shoulders. And just being nice and helpful in normal ways too he’s the type of guy who opens pickle jars for you. He’s the guy of all time

[bitimdrake]

now that I think about it, the funniest part of post-crisis Tim and Jason isn’t just that Tim thinks Jason is a cringe loser. It’s that this must be the first time that Tim Drake, single most cringe boy in the entire DCU, has gotten to be on the other side of it. And the guy he’s calling cringe is a 6 foot, 250lb crime boss who can and will beat his ass.

[umbrellajam]

#and did!#was there anything quite as delicious as tim being beat to hell and coming out the end of it like#wow. you are such a cringe loser. (tags via @carol-ing​)

#sorry but every time tim is SO dismissive and annoyed about jason after he comes back it is hysterical#you almost killed that boy four times and you still can get any respect from him#he’s a bougie white boy who says oop and thinks weed is evil#and YOU are the one guy he had decided is too cringe to put up with#jason is the most serious and dramatic and tragic character everywhere else#and then he goes to tim…. (tags via @bitimdrake)

#said 6 foot loser is also weirdly obsessed with teaming up with tim#tim has never been more disgusted by that#jason: PLSSSS WORK WITH ME#tim: you’re a loser like the biggest loser i know#jason: UGH! I HATE U! like pls just work for me (tags via @damtroy)

#tim sees dick dressed like a CLOWN and still thinks he’s cool#but somehow Jason is the weird one#if I was jason id be offended too (tags via @dimtrake​)

#there’s no recovery from a tear away outfit that reveals an adult sized robin Halloween costume#complete with bright yellow tights underneath (tags via @aliteralchicken​)

#there’s no going back from the yellow tights#cringe be upon ye Jason Todd and fail be thy steed#gothamites#imagine being called cringe by somebody who says ‘oop’ when they fall over#I’d return to my grave tbh (tags via @alternis​)

#this is so true#its a comedy show#and like yes jason will beat his ass for it but tim will be like#“this is the most cringefail ass-kicking ive ever gotten :/”#“you get 2/5 stars did you even try (the 1 star is bc you used to be robin and dick grayson also used to be robin)#(and therefore you get some very slight coolness points from proximity to dick grayson)#(who is clearly the coolest guy to ever have walked this earth)”#which i also think would offend jason. critical hit#you think the guy who was DISCOWING is COOLER THAN ME??? **DISCOWING???**#and tims just like. uh yeah duh?? i have eyes obviously he’s cooler than you???#number 1 dick grayson fanboy. theres nothing jason can do abt that even if he does beat tim into the ground again#this knowledge brings jason great despair if he chooses to dwell on it. this is why he decides he cant let himself give a shit about tims o#*tim’s opinions (tags via @mamawasatesttube​)

[canarei]

Jason Todd/Red Hood - Batman/Catwoman: Gotham War - Red Hood #01

[elirium]

2026 Tiny Robin Update

[allgremlinyaps]

idk superbat fics where Bruce dies and Clark immediately drops everything to try and resurrect him always seemed kinda ooc to me, like yes Clark loves him but I think he would be too uncomfortable to actually go through with -

oh. hm

[oifaaa]

Local billionaire doesn’t know how to tell son he misses him, kidnaps child instead

[lemontongues]

love the wild and powerful disrespect clark has for bruce. it's so good. like yes that is my bestie. yes I agree with you that he's a good man and in fact one of the world's greatest heroes. yes I care deeply about him and in some ways even look up to him. look me in the eyes. he's the dumbest motherfucker I've ever met.

[br-uwu-cewayne]

[Image IDs in Alt]

FINALLY! THE IDEA IVE BEEN HYPERFOCUSED ON FOR THE LAST TWO WEEKS IS COMPLETE!!! (maybe now I'll actually get some work done at the office instead of zoning out and mentally planing frames XD)

Anyways, here's a bit more serious/dramatic take on my "year one Batman dropping off criminals for Gordon on the GCPD roof like a cat leaving rodents for it's favorite human" post.

Bonus:

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Canonically, Bruce invests a lot of money in Gotham to help the poor. The real problem is that it's Gotham.

[such-justice-wow]

Removing the lead pipes from gotham increased the crime rate

[ciricearts]

whoops he fell asleep

[erasingrain]

Nightwing crawling through vents to break Batman out of Arkham and running into Batman breaking himself out of Arkham

🫵😲!!! 🫵🦇!!!

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Dicks face in the next panel has me cackling

These two I swear

Batman: Shadow of the Bat #3