Catwoman: [flirting while wearing a backpack full of stolen art] always a pleasure to see you Batman
Batman: I know you robbed the exhibit. Put it back
Catwoman: [pretends to think it over] you know… I don’t think I will.
Batman: fine. Just one thing before you go.
Batman: [steps aside to show Robin (Dick Grayson), 8 years old] this is Robin
Batman: he’s been asking me to go to the exhibit since it opened but I haven’t had the time
Batman: I finally had some time off this weekend, so we were going to attend on Saturday.
Batman: he hasn’t spoken of anything else all week.
Robin: [blinks sadly]
Catwoman:
Batman:
Catwoman: [wavering] I’m not going to just-
Robin: [in a watery voice] it was all I wanted for my birthday
Catwoman: [throws her hands up] FINE I’LL PUT IT BACK




















