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I couldn’t stop thinking about all those “Justice League plays F/M/K with the local billionaire population and Batman must sit there and suffer awkwardly” posts so I decided to flip it round a bit
It’s a miracle I made it through this I was laughing so fucking hard the whole time
I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.
Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"
And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"
I mean, look at this nutjob.
The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.
I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.
Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.
Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.
JIM GORDON in JOKER/HARLEY: CRIMINAL SANITY (2019)
ok i need people's opinions. who cries during sex, clark or bruce
clark
bruce
both
neither (wrong)
pls explain ur choice in the tags
they're both idiots actually
controversial take but I think Bruce should be able to meditate away fractured vertebrae. he learned it from some monks after meditating for a full year in silence. he’s one of six people in the world to master the skill, and succeeded largely out of stubbornness. every time a batkid makes a Tibetan monk joke near Bruce, he lets them laugh. when the doctors tell him he’ll never walk again, Bruce accepts the news with grace. he spends a full month meditating in bed, neither eating nor drinking. when thirty days are gone, he wakes up, slides his legs off the bed, and goes downstairs to greet Alfred in the kitchen.
Batman's greatest superpower is just being able to Do Stuff
Superman
I just realized that Clark Kent probably works at the Daily Planet because it means he and his super-senses are planted right in the middle of a bunch of investigative journalists all day long. He probably knows more about Metropolis’ corruption and abuses of power than anyone else in the world, just by virtue of existing in the Daily Planet’s vicinity.
I imagine also that he works there for the reverse reason. Think about all the things he knows about the people in positions of power in the city that Really Should be made known to the public, but he can’t figure out a way to legitimately excuse having that knowledge? Well, all he has to do is drop a hint of a thread in the lap of someone like Lois Lane and his coworkers and friends will be on it like bloodhounds, with a firm air of legitimacy that he himself would never, ever have. Because honestly? Clark Kent probably knows that “I heard about it with my magic alien hearing” isn’t and SHOULDN’T be admissible in a court of law or public opinion. But aiming some good old fashioned investigative journalists in the most competitive news organisation in the city at it? Perfectly legitimate.
Villain: “Hah! What are you going to do, punch me for tax evasion? Lock me up for conspiracy? With what court-admissible evidence? Admit it Superman, there’s nothing you can do here.”
Superman: “Guess not.”
Later, Clark Kent at the Daily Planet watching his colleagues work: “My god, they’re like bureaucratic piranhas. They went through his entire IRS filings for the last eight quarters in thirty minutes flat.”
Christopher Reeve and Michael Caine Deathtrap (1982) dir. Sidney Lumet
Getting ready
Whoever at DC is responsible for making an alternate version of Bruce Wayne become a Poison Ivy adjacent villain and called up Dan mora to draw him deserves the biggest fattest kiss possible.
HELLO?!
I believe this is a sign to learn more about Immortal Legend Batman!!
The Black Sclera too omg I’ve been fed today. Also him with long Red hair is something I never knew I needed.
there’s something absolutely devastating about imagining the Batkids having to follow these rules.
leave someone behind? tie them up if they’re injured? imagine Bruce writing these rules out, and hating every second of it. I freaking love Eldritch horror.
Bruce Wayne’s Guide to Eldritch!Pennywaynes (Horror)
husband just reminded me of that time years ago when we were running a co-op farm in stardew valley
after we got married in-game it did the thing it does and asked us if we wanted to have a baby
we were like yeah sure why not, we're not having kids irl so may as well have a cute lil' virtual baby that costs us nothing and we can turn into a dove at any time
like the very next day we got that super rare 0.8% chance event that we had NO CLUE ABOUT where a freaking alien capsule drops on your farm in the middle of the night and the next day it's like shattered and whatever was inside is running loose
and we just froze and looked at each other like "??? is this our baby???" 😭😔
#congratulations mrs and mr kent [tag by @gremlinbehaviour]
Batman is Superman’s superhero.
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Bruce being Clark's favorite:
Clark being Bruce's favorite:
Gordon being defensive of Bruce <3 will never not be the sweetest thing ever.
(Because what do you mean that’s not the innocent kiddo he comforted at his parents’ crime scene anymore?)
What Gordon sees:
Bruce didn't come here to fuck around
(also why is alex so hard to draw?)
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bruce & harvey friendship spawned from the shared experience of always being called pretty and therefore not being taken seriously in any room they enter send tweet
Have to include these tags because this has also gotta be a tried and true method for Bruce in every business deal.
Harvey has his trials, Bruce has his negotiations. They're both notorious for walking in and out with Bambi eyes, but something shifts while they're in.
They're still pretty boys, but they both get their 30 minutes a week that they're competent pretty boys.
THAT realization was when they went from friendly acquaintances to proper friends
