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srsfunny

annoying as fuck

officialweatherwax

I think my favorite memes are the ones about insignificant but universally relateable things

gaming-misadventures

intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva

What? You can’t quit the cock sucking championships now, you’re our best player!

xtec

us when john green left tumblr

chickenfarmersan

catasters

bummass

Dove chocolate and Dove soap are two different companies who havent sued each other because they have different trademarks lol

gaycism

Damn and I really all this time just thought dove (the soap people) had a meeting one day and were just like “…. we might fuck around and make some chocolate”

imaseawitch

Finding out that Dove Soap and Dove Chocolates are different companies has the exact same energy as finding out that Michelin Tires and the Michelin Star Rating System (which rates the finest restaurants in the world) are actually the same company.

gifak-net

catsbeaversandducks

canujustnotsteponourgowns-deact

Me trying to do homework with my adhd brain

whitepeopletwitter

memewhore

ilovefantasybymariahcarey-deact

racheldotgov-deactivated2016123

teenagerposts

getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don't have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling

getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living