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hollowedskin

Me trying to say something to my partner about some cool fanart I just saw on my dash.

Him: back up back up, what the FUCK is Mouse Effect.

lizardsexposed

hollowedskin

Lizardsex I love you...

The burning question of course is whether everyone is mice, or just the humans. Like are the salarians little frogs or is it Mice and Mice With Blue Tentacles???

lizardsexposed

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

hollowedskin

... I see now your name is probably Lizards Exposed and not in fact Lizard Sex Posed.

dwarf-scum

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

emperor-gaozu-of-han

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

emperor-gaozu-of-han

this is really resonating with the subjects

qin-shi-huang-di

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

qin-shi-huang-di

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

qin-shi-huang-di

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

diet-poison

the Terracotta Army guy?

qin-shi-huang-di

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

slimlimit

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

emperor-gaozu-of-han

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

nattousan

i'm in agony, SOMEbody please help me remember what the childhood book series was that centered around critters that looked like this:

IM IN HELL WHAT WAS IT

hrrkikshoard

Little Critter?

nattousan

THATS THE BITCH

nattousan

alright smart-aleks, what about THIS one huh?? the dude had a really cool shading technique where he just swirled (colored pencil?) around??

cosmignon

Parts :)

nattousan

YOU GUYS ARE TOO GOOD AT THIS WHAT THE HELL

nattousan

ok my partner wanted in on this, I have no idea what this is

thecrabscycle

I GOT YOU

nattousan

i'm never leaving this fucking site i stg i love you all.

OK

final one

for all the marbles,

this one doesn't have an illustration bc i think it was just a kids novel but i haven't been able to find ANYTHING about it on my occasional internet queries:

kids is staying with his (grandmother?) in the woods and she warns him not to look a fox in the eyes bc they're tricksy and will swap places with you. obviously that's the first thing the little boy does and gets body snatched by a fox who uhhhh proceeds to pig out with his new little boy human hands and the boy has to trick the fox into looking him in the eyes again to switch back...

thats all i got, it's an older book i wanna say from the 60's?? 70's?? kinda the same jist of "Little Rascal"

dyketennant

perhaps this?

nattousan

A DECADE OF SEARCHING THANK YOU @dyketennant IM ORDERING THIS IMMEDIATELY

nattousan

ok i lied i'm back bc this is fun and i get to share some of my most deeply cherished childhood books with you all

i cannot express how much these are from memory, that's how internalized these artists and writers have become, they're a part of me now

cryptid-of-ohio

The first one looks like The Spider and the Fly, though the poses are a bit different.

The second one is likely Stellaluna.

I’m not sure about the third one, I will keep searching.

cryptid-of-ohio

I think I found the third one, though I’m the least confident about this one. Is it Creature Tech?

Unfortunately it doesn’t have a praying mantis on the cover :(

nattousan

were--ralph

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

were--ralph

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

were--ralph

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

were--ralph

CAST NOW

depsidase

cosmicretreat

daysleftofsecondterm

this post makes me feel patriotic

transcyberism

this post makes me feel a complex mixture of love for the people around me and consternation about what "patriotism" entails politically and ethically

thejohnsu

Happy 40th, Metroid!

Track Suit Samus is speed running her morning route by Zeben Eleben (or Famicom Mart?)

howlan-daughter

I felt like making a Demoman portrait that leaned towards realism

cimminspronuncedcircle

waiwaiwaiwaiwait one doggone moment

Scroll back up

thats a painting

pnwnativeplants

pastrypuppy

Here is the source! Comic by Damian Castellini.

[ID: A short comic with three people. In the first panel a person with a red beard crouches by a cluster of baby plants and says, "I'm planting native saplings." Second, a person with an afro looks past their laptop and stack of books and says, "I'm learning about wildlife." Third, a blond person with a tiny desktop plant types at a keyboard cheerfully and says "I'm blasting people's efforts online." From these three panels, a large arrow directs you to see Some Years Later. The first two people have grey in their hair and are standing happily in a forest full of birds and frogs. The third person is still typing at their desk, balding and with a dead deskop plant, and saying, "Bah! Nothing ever changes." /End ID.]