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modern medicine has a lot of people forgetting how easy it is to die

boop

imagine serizawa finding out reigens in to mechs and trying to get him to watch evangelion with him like "no really its such a smart and introspective subversion of the whole mech drama its a must watch" but reigen has chronic "falls asleep five minutes into watching something" disease and when they get to the end of the show and serizawa asks what he thought reigen doesnt have the heart to tell him he caught maybe 12% of the shows

one-time-i-dreamt

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El negro Matapacos (black cop killer) was a symbol of fight and hope in the social protests we had last year. He was a stray who marched with the people and defended them from authorities.

He is Chile’s most beloved protest dog.

Here are some murals honoring him from different cities across the country

they even made a statue

thebeardyme

and the government via the police pigs have tried destroying murals, symbols, even that giant matapacos statue THREE TIMES but his spirit carries on.

alexaloraetheris

@cryptotheism Dog Saint Dog Saint Dog Saint!!!

moctor

"In front of you stands two guards, one always tells the truth, the other only tells lies"

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thos video is killinh me

geosaurusrex-deactivated2015070

I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

xxspronkus420xx

Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera

hungryfictions

don’t you know it’s not good for your hair to wash it every day. you have to use sulfate and paraben free shampoo. you have to wash your hair with conditioner instead. you should stop washing your hair for a month because actually your scalp has the natural ability to maintain itself. greasy hair can make your acne worse so make sure you wash it every day. you have to use this three step regiment on your face EVERY SINGLE night. buy this $70 serum and use it with the 10 other serums you have but don’t combine them. don’t use anything on your face except a gentle cleanser and moisturizer. do NOT use moisturizer on your face you are DESTROYING your skins natural moisture barrier! acne is just for teenagers you’ll grow out of it :) oh no but adult acne is sooooo common. just take birth control and your acne will go away. cut out all sugar and dairy and your acne will go away. actually those studies are fake, get light therapy treatments instead. take accutane and your acne will go away, only a couple of those kids killed themselves! shave your armpits because it looks better. if you shave your armpits you’re not a feminist. actually shaving your armpits is for HYGIENE. wax your legs. wax your bikini line. but waxing any part of your body can give you ugly ingrown hairs and permanently damage your skin and follicles and besides that’s the patriarchy. (but get laser hair removal instead.) don’t have an eating disorder because that’s too much but definitely do intermittent fasting. don’t eat carbs. don’t eat sugar. don’t eat fat. actually your brain uses carbs as its main energy source. actually fat is necessary but only good fat. you have to DRINK MORE WATER!!! drinking 8 glasses of water per day is a myth. burn fat and get toned by doing these exercises. but cellulite is natural and 99% of women have it so you HAVE to embrace it. take diet pills. ummm don’t you know those are meth?? take NATURAL diet supplements for weight loss. take THESE vitamins to cure your depression and clear your skin and make you better at sex and make your vision better and speed up your metabolism and make your digestion better and make you focus better. i know the ONLY right answer but you have to pay me for it. follow my blog! listen to my podcast! subscribe to my email newsletter! buy my snake oil!!