slow learning prodigy of something stupid

Jacie. she/her. 29. canada. INFJ. sanguine.

[mewvore]

I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

[werecreature-addicted]

Maybe if a werewolf put his clawed hand on my waist and made me feel small and helpless but also warm and safe I’d calm down

[cottoncandylesbo]

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[vigilantsycamore]

English spelling isn't that hard to understand as long as you also understand French orthography, Dutch orthography, the Great Vowel Shift, the Latin language, the history of the printing press, and the etymology of every word introduced to English in the last 600 years

[daalcuntynatural]

me watching the supernatural pilot at 14: i really enjoy this show! nothing about this will change the trajectory of my life 🥰

[tatersgonnatate]

... Y'know what, sure. why not

[bananaquilava]

This should be considered a form of art.

[youhavethewrong]

Because it is. This was made by artist Foka Wolf. You can find more examples of his art on his instagram.

[ohnofixit]

Yep! To be clear this was made out of fake ads and posted in a public space by the artist. That's why everything lines up so conveniently and the fonts match.

I've seen it called brandalizing. :)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?

[kiyashire]

[captain-price-officially]

What the fuck is this game about

[funnytwittertweets]

[everythingfox]

BUBBLES

(via)

[filmnoirsbian]

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

[butchniqabi]

Minotaur in his kitchen

[filmnoirsbian]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[slayerbuffy]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer — 5x07: “Fool for Love”.

[funny-history]

[wizardsnoopy]

car in front of me at a red light had this bumper sticker

[dashingprince]

Hello white mutuals. Before you is a charcuterie board with 15 different types of cheese. If you manage to go 12 hours without touching the cheeses you can leave this room. Good luck.

[fuckysuckybrigade]

I was eating off this cool cheese plate while you were talking can you repeat that pls

[zeroblogshere]

me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.

me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore

[rhinco]

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

hold on lemme google something

[concentrated-mug-of-me]

ok yeah this is funny