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ʜᴇ - ᴛʜᴇʏ 18+ ᴅɴɪ

[greedyroach]

▄︻デ══━一-

‼️ introduction ↘︎

--> https://greedyroach.straw.page

yo what's up geeks nd freaks,, my name is roach or roach but idgaf what u call me.

my prns are he / they,, really anything BUT she / her.

I enjoy a lot of anime, such as boondocks : gachiakuta : jjk : bsd : and others

I do basketball and I skate.

I like games like COD, Minecraft, fortnite and roblox, / roblox @ is pumpkinvivi

-- I'm a rudo + roach fictionkin, idgaf abt doubles, follow your own DNI. I'm a yumeshipper of jabber and most cod men : (yes I've actually played cod I'm not a fuckin larper I'm just gay.)

anyways, I hope y'all like my introduction nd shit! follow me if ud like 👀👀

ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ ᡕᠵ᠊ᡃ່࡚ࠢ࠘ ⸝່ࠡࠣ᠊߯᠆ࠣ࠘ᡁࠣ࠘᠊᠊ࠢ࠘𐡏

[cod-dump]

Soap having a resting bitch face that he consciously hides with a smile. It's second nature for him to just smile, but sometimes he doesn't, and everyone thinks he wants to kill them. First time he forgot to smile in front of Ghost, Ghost thought he pissed him off.

Now, when Soap forgets to smile, Ghost knows he's exhausted.

[greedyroach]

ain't like me usual posts but wtv

[miaoupeach]

beach season!

[greedyroach]

hi you follow my cod blog you seem cool

[king-flea]

they both wanted price's nice twisty chair

[scourgie]

I made a video ... unchartered territories I know

[ramerooni]

Guys, no

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

This is my application to the airforce.

Can I fly a plane? Pretty please?

[greedyroach]

if I wasn’t a trans male, I’d be the baddest, and cutest girl in town istg

Okay guys I drew myself as a drag queen super quickly

(this is satire pls don’t flame me 🥹)

[cod-dump]

Price, outside the bedroom: Phil, we need to leave! We don't have time for this!

Graves: I REFUSE TO LOOK LIKE A BASIC BITCH

Price: You're already an extra bitch! There's nothing basic about you!

Graves, poking his head out: Do you mean that?

Price, groaning: YES

Graves: Aw- ... what are you wearing?

Price: Yeah, no, I'm leaving-

[cod-dump]

*during an argument*

Gaz: *purposely grabs a printer and throws it onto the floor*

Soap: what the fuck!? Why would you do that?

Gaz: Why would I? No, why would YOU, Suds?

Soap: I didn't-

Gaz: Let's be honest here. Price or Ghost walk in, who are they going to automatically get mad at without context?

Soap: ... you evil cunt

Gaz: Oh that's not evil

Gaz, loudly: CAPTAIN, GET IN HERE

Soap: WHAT THE FUCK!?

[honeycrickets]

Johnnys got them Frog Privileges

Part 2 here

[salt-lake3]

“Gluteus maximus… Do you feel it John?”

“Not sure about direction” (of my thoughts)

[rhymewithrachel]

They tried to stop me from drawing ghost knight but they CANT

[s1ck-pup]

[arika0007]