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she/her, aroace, destiel

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[parabiota]

STOP SCROLLING

Your life ends in the wasteland.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

[parabiota]

STOP SCROLLING

Your life ends in the wasteland.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

[en-theos]

happy thursday everyone

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[callali1y]

me: it's just like really weird and upsetting when someone is trying to find out my deadname, yknow?

chill af short dude i met weaving gold on his badass loom: oh yeah no i understand completely. do you want that baby or can i have it

me: oh yeah for sure man

[porcupine-wth-a-pencil]

Wer den Yuri nicht ehrt, ist des Yaois nicht wert

[beetroot-murdertime]

Und außerdem. Happy Pride month to this diva

Diversity win! Your vitamin-rich juice is asexual!

[beetroot-murdertime]

@siarven und @unscharf-an-den-raendern, euer Wunsch ist mein Befehl 🫡

[thatsneatdude]

it's meeeee

[memorycycle]

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[memorycycle]

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[geyfrog]

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[abba-enthusiast]

The three to four hours of dilly dallying after waking up are really starting to interfere with my uni coursework

[abba-enthusiast]

Somebody call the dilly dallying police, I’m back on my DETRIMENTAL bullshit

[spiribia]

when enkidu dies Gilgamesh covers his face, veiling it “like a bride”. Haha (sudden low voice through gritted teeth) the ancient Mesopotamians are running circles around us. I need you to get your ass on the field and give me your best yaoi or we can kiss these quarter finals goodbye

[vaporwavesimulator]

any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

[lazypoststhings]

[vaporwavesimulator]

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

[kiki-or-bouba]

This post is: Bouba

[real-language-facts]

elephant is actually spinach for "the ephant" but that's not true

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order