Green Munster

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[squidcrimes]

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[charliejaneanders]

This is some of the best social media advice (and advice for being a human among humans generally) I've ever seen.

[neil-gaiman]

All of this. For people asking how I've survived here for over 12 years...

[oyster-mash]

sip that tea girl

[catasters]

[plexi1120]

@ablakmacska

[nicostiel]

#I am unwell

[deadbutnostink]

Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

[muyenbroma]

jesús maría y josé

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[ato-dato]

Piss off!!! Thanks!!!!!!!!!! :)))))

[sabellart]

“I think I understand a whole lot better than you do”

[jhinthony]

season 3 predictions

yes this is just a "moon's haunted" joke what about it

blank versions bc i like the backgrounds

[pusheen]

[cherriielle]

just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

[genderfluid-druid]

[ID: A realistic digital painting of Crowley from Good Omens entwined in snakes. Crowley is seen from the shoulders up, lying on his side, with his arms thrown partially in front of his face so that only one eye is visible, gazing skyward. Bronze-scaled snakes fill the frame around him and twine around his arms. His fingernails are long, talon-sharp, and painted red, and there is a metallic gold halo behind his head. End ID]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

reblog for noises

[yeahiwasintheshit]

I would download tiktok if it was only cat pov

[stuft]

Better than most tv

[mctreeleth]

I choose to believe that the meows are standard fare vlogger commentary, but spoken in cat.

[ennunanaiurov]

"You remind me of him" Not Phil delivering the most heart wrenching lines ever orz

// ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅ //

[k-eke]

COMING!!

[das-sena]

Shhh eu sei que vocês gostam Desenhei isso sábado passado, mas hoje já perdi todo o interesse nessa piadinha (que é muito séria para ser só uma piada agora) Vou precisar de algo novo para rabiscar