Greendale's Mightiest Heroes

You've just stopped being a study group. You've now become something unstoppable. I hereby pronounce you THE AVENGERS.

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Abed Nadir: Conflicts like this will ultimately bring us together as an unlikely family.

Troy Barnes: You have horrible breath right now.

Episode 1.02, Spanish 101

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Pierce Hawthorne: You can’t do that!

Señor Chang: Have you met me?

Episode 1.16, Communication Studies

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Pierce Hawthorne: Let’s see what we’re working with. Go ahead, throw a few at the old paws. [Jeff punches] What are you, a North Korean seamstress?

Jeff Winger: Not if that’s bad.

Episode 1.11, Comparative Religion

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Jeff Winger: Okay, what was I tuning out?

Annie Edison: You have to get Chang to call off some of this homework. You’re the one with the silver tongue.

Pierce Hawthorne: Yeah, go tongue Chang.

Jeff Winger: Guys, what makes you think I can convince Chang of anything if I can’t even convince you not to make me do it?

Shirley Bennett: Jeff does raise a good point...

Troy Barnes: Wait, you are convincing!

Episode 1.10, Environmental Science

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Sam Wilson: So... you like cats?

Steve Rogers: Sam...

Sam Wilson: What? Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you don’t wanna know more?

Captain America: Civil War

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Britta Perry: Your friends were counting on you.

Jeff Winger: Well, that’s your fault. I have carefully cultivated a persona that screams, “You’re on your own!”

Episode 4.10, Intro to Knots

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Dean Pelton: Two people of your rankings in this small of a room, with this type of lighting, and his upper body, and what her heels and hemline are doing to enhance what were already quite a few favors from God. It's all the more important to keep it tasteful.

Episode 1.14, Interpretive Dance

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Dean Pelton’s Voice Memo: two percent milk, eggs, deodorant, puppy chow, black light, whole milk (not for drinking), cotton swabs. Add Eat, Pray, Love soundtrack to workout mix.

Episode 2.06, Epidemiology

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Steve Rogers: He was fast. Strong. Had a metal arm.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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Tony Stark: Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door... Yay!

Avengers: Age Of Ultron

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Dean Pelton: Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie!

Episode 2.09, Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design

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Natasha Romanoff: Just like Budapest, all over again.

Clint Barton: You and I remember Budapest very differently.

The Avengers

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Abed Nadir: Hey Jeff, do you have any hillbilly cousins?

Jeff Winger: I wish, why?

Abed Nadir: What about a wealthy uncle, or an old drinking buddy that may or may not have had a sex change?

Jeff Winger: Abed, why are you mining my life for classic sitcom scenarios?

Abed Nadir: I guess I'm just excited about the new year, looking to ways improve things. I’m hoping we can move away from the soapy, relationship-y stuff and into bigger, fast-paced self-contained escapades.

Episode 2.01, Anthropology 101

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Dean Pelton: This better not awaken anything in me.

Episode 1.10, Environmental Science

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Britta Perry: I just want to acknowledge that there are a lot of emotions flowing right now, and you two are probably feeling a strong impulse to sleep with each other, and hey, that’s normal.

Episode 4.05, Cooperative Escapism and Familial Relations

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Pierce Hawthorne: Did you know that in Ancient Greece, it was considered an honor to invite a person my age to a space convention?

Episode 4.03, Conventions of Space and Time

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Buzz Hickey: I’m assuming you guys can help me beat him. Because if we lose, I’m going to punch you each in the heart. 

Episode 5.10, Advanced Advanced Dungeons And Dragons