#1 Green Lantern Fan ꗞ

The number one Green Lantern fan. Ever. And lantern corps in general. And Firestorm. And Garth Habs + Kraken Victoire + Sirens.

[greenlanternnerd]

Welcome to my blog!

Sorry I’m too lazy to make this post cute rn

My name is GreenLanternNerd!

I use she/her pronouns (for now because I’ve been yearning to break out of these binary cages since I was a kid but we won’t get into that right now)

I’m bi asfffff (preference for women)

I’m a huge Green Lantern fan which is what I’ve based this blog around! I love DC in general but Green Lantern is just what I always come back to. My favorite GL’s are Hal, Guy, and Tai (that rhymes). My favorite GL characters in general are Carol, Atrocitus, and Arkillo.

I’m also a big fan of some other DC characters including Roy Harper, Garth, Firestorm, Dr Stein, Plastic Man.

I don’t follow Marvel as much but I like Kurt Wagner, Johnny Storm, Quicksilver, and Magneto.

I also love hockey which may be a surprise to some of my DC mooties!

I’m a big fan of the Habs and the Victoire (y’all know I’m Montreal down even if I’m American) and my secondary teams are the Kraken and Sirens. Weewoo weewoo!

At the same time I am kind of a hypocrite because I am from Caps territory so I am a fan of them but in an entirely different way.

Habs/Victoire are my beloved oldest child, Kraken/Sirens are my equally beloved growing youngest child, and the Caps are the equally beloved stray cat we got stuck with because it was found on our lawn.

Because of this, my favorite players include but are not limited to: Pou, Hayley Scamurra, Slaf, Jakub Dobeš, Nick Suzuki, Joey Daccord, Alex Ovechkin, Tom Wilson, and Oshie.

GOALIE SUPREMACY

For favs outside my teams? FLOWER GENO AND KINDY!!!

I have a couple other blogs! Mostly Rp blogs!

@2speedy2slick teenage/tweenage Roy Harper in his Speedy persona

@prince-of-atlantis teenage/tweenage Garth as Aqualad

@green-glowstick GL OC blog!

@roy-to-hq teenage/tweenage Roy Harper in his civilian persona

@mira-roronoa-offical DC OC in their civilian persona

@storms-offical-y-approaching Johnny Storm in Marvel and DC (and in the government for some reason) just doing whatever.

@ginger-alliance-offical ifykyk

I am a VERY political person (just look at Speedy’s top post lol) and I am EXTREMELY left leaning, so keep that in mind.

Also I have ADHD so I tend to miss social cues and change topics very quickly so sorry if I don’t catch the mood or miss a tumblr etiquette thing, I’ve been trying to work on that. Please just correct me, I am learning. Sorry if I act defensive at first, I am a defensive person but I promise I’m trying to learn, I did my best to learn from my cases of being called out on tag flooding, so I’m trying to do better now and avoid that moving forward!

I’ll update this if I feel like it.

Oh and tags!

#gln yaps = yapping

#rink posting = hockey related yapping

#Green Lantern Nerd(ing out) = DC related yapping

Might change these

That’s all I got so far

[skoavsbaby]

im sorry but why is mack giving the harry potter promo photos😭😭😭

[noshamehustle]

[dontgetgoalied]

canada may have lost but you know what doesn’t lose? sidney crosby’s facecard

[greenlanternnerd]

I wonder how the icon who called transphobic gays ‘LGB without the T’ is doing today

[ispyspookymansion]

i would burn down every journal factory just to click like on 1 more oversharing post from my mutual

[cafandnaps]

Princess are you ok? You’ve hardly touched your tall, brooding knight who looks at you with burning anguish as you entertain your suitors at court.

[justcallmedom31]

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

the thing about shoresy is they're scrounging up some ringers for this senior aaa hockey team they're trying to save. they introduce a character who is a black quebecois guy who used to play in the nhl who is now a rapper and who got suspended for attempting to climb over the barriers and out of the penalty box to beat the ass of someone in the stands who called him a slur. and you're like, that's neat. and then you look up the actor and realize that he's played by a guy with the same government name who was drafted to the nhl who is also a rapper with the same rapper name and was also suspended for attempting to climb over the barriers and out of the penalty box to beat the ass of someone in the stands who called him a slur. and you're like well damn. i feel like he should have been allowed a few minutes alone with slur guy without anyone saying anything.

[etheltempest]

wisconsinites, we have the chance to get our own zohran mamdani, let’s not mess this up 🙏

[616swanda]

[nyukaart]

Dawg who are the other three next to Teds Blue Beetle

[apotatospunaroundmyroom]

IT'S HEREEE

[greenlanternnerd]

WAIR RHEY DIDNT PROTECT KNIGHT? AM I BLIND? THE HILLARY KNIGHT WENT UNPROTECTED?! THE HILLARY KNIGHT I DID A PRESENTATJON ON IN HIGH SCHOOL ABOUT JOW MUCH OF A LEADER AND GOOD PLAYER SHE IS?!

[apotatospunaroundmyroom]

IT'S HEREEE

[stalock]

gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

[stalock]

men? not disappointing me? what is this feeling

[stalock]

how do i tell these guys this post got 200+ notes on tumblr

[stalock]

UPDATE ONE OF THESE GUYS IS ACTUALLY A REF I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

[satan-offical]

GAY PEOPLE 🗣️🔥

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic