albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore

Nicole. 27. I've had the same description in here for way too long.

[inkskinned]

uhhhhhhhhh i just figured out that “ofc” is “of fucking course” but this whole time i’ve been reading it “ofcourse” ………… anyway if u need a dumbass just hmu

[scarletdarkhold]

The National League Teams as Memes

NL EAST:

Atlanta Braves:

Philadelphia Phillies:

Washington Nationals:

New York Mets:

Miami Marlins:

NL CENTRAL:

Chicago Cubs:

Milwaukee Brewers:

St.Louis Cardinals:

Pittsburgh Pirates:

Cincinnati Reds:

NL WEST:

Colorado Rockies:

Los Angeles Dodgers:

Arizona Diamondbacks:

San Francisco Giants:

San Diego Padres:

You are welcome.

[nicolerosenbaum]

OH MY GOD

[ohmylegz]

[welcometonickisworld]

This shit still funny af

[purplelittlemermaid]

😂😂😂😂

[catsofinstagram]

‪From @Bailey_no_ordinary_cat: “4 yr old Abby singing “Your are my Sunshine” to our 13 yr old cat Bailey.” #catsofinstagram ‬ [source: https://ift.tt/2MJWevc ]

[princesstigerbelle]

[nicolerosenbaum]

@butteryandashamed sobbing but ok

[animatedtext]

it’s just the circle of life

[nicolerosenbaum]

@butteryandashamed

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[becausebirds]

[stubbornseedling]

Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.

Thank you patient bird.

[nicolerosenbaum]

HEY PRO TIP DONT LISTEN TO THIS IF YOUR HEADPHONES ARE TURNED UP REAL LOUD

[catchymemes]

[sleepy-sheepie-deactivated20190]

This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny

[januariat]

this is so cute

[nicolerosenbaum]

@thegrossinger i feel like i first saw this cause you reblogged it, but if you didn’t here you go. i get the sense you would enjoy it.

[theweirdwideweb]

[psyducked]

Pokemon Blue was my first video game ever and I still have some painful memories.

When you first start the game I had no idea that to exit the house you have to stand on the darker patch of ground (which I later learned was a doormat) and press down because I assumed that would mean walking into a wall. Two hours later, I finally exited and found the lab and Oak was not there, so I left and explored the town then went back and he still wasn’t there, so I left my character sitting in the lab waiting for him to return and I’d sometimes run back home but only quickly for fear of missing the professor, and it took 5 hours for me to try leaving the town. I hadn’t acquired Flash before Rock Tunnel so I navigated the entire thing in pitch black (and back then you didn’t even have a circle of light). I got so comfortable with the slow pace that when I got the bike and zoomed forward I got so scared that I never used the bike again. It took me months to get into Saffron because I never thought to get something from the vending machine for the security guard to drink so I wandered around for ages trying to find things to do—I’d even wait just before his line of sight to see if he’d turn away. I used only one Pokemon to fight (my starter Bulbasaur) for the entire game so I beat the league with a level 80-something Venusaur and only used Razor Leaf every single time and when that ran out I used leech seed + solar beam. I used my Master Ball on a Snorlax because it took me so long to get passed his blockade (recall how long it took me to get through Rock Runnel) and I thought he was the ultimate Pokemon.

[juusebox]

Find someone who looks at you the way Mookie Betts looks at Aaron Judge

[whywelovedrake]

Jimmy and Spinner Reunited!

[bonesbuckleup]

My favorite thing about Cheddar the dog is that either Holt or Kevin named him Cheddar and I honestly don’t know which option is funnier.

[nicolerosenbaum]

my theory is that he was adopted with that name and they both hated it but he wouldnt listen to any other name

[donnajosh]

Richard Schiff photographed for The Hollywood Reporter’s 2018 Emmys Supporting Actors Class Photo

[nicolerosenbaum]

REPPIN’ THE YANKS, TOBY.

[chickenfarmersan]

[nicolerosenbaum]

JUSTICE FOR KIM

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.

[nicolerosenbaum]

even if this is fake cause i’m too lazy to check up on it, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.

[popculturebrain]

New ‘Clue’ Movie Could Be R-Rated, For Some Reason

Are you ready for an R-rated Clue movie? I sure hope so, because writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, who are developing a new Clue film with Ryan Reynolds, say that just might happen. It was that son of a bitch Colonel Mustard, in the goddamn study, with the motherfucking candlestick.

[nicolerosenbaum]

i dont want them to ruin this movie