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eMe, mid-20s, not usalien, any pronouns. What the hell is a sideblog, everything goes here in the hyperfixation salad :D Reblog machine & tag-cheerleader for Hermitcraft, UT/DR, TADC, Vocalsynth, Precure, Homestuck & others.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dungeon Meshi Season 2 is now offical!

Back to Dungeon Cuisine in October 2027!

[smallpwbbles]

I'm super obsessed with the fact they were fishing together in the credits.

[gwninja]

Its fun reading these in the characters voices in your head

And then Zach Hadels voice just jump scares you

[themightyhumanbroom]

Toby are you dead ass

[zombie-luna]

[timidsketch]

I don't know whether or not this is true, but I'm reblogging this because we live in a world where the third search result when I tried researching the validity of this information was a link to an article about a weight loss product.

The second search result had included the slur "ob*se" in the title of the article.

There are seriously people who tell me fat people aren't oppressed. Meanwhile, trying to find information about how to keep a fat person from drying in a car crash is met with links to products that make dirty money off of how society views my body.

I immediately gave up trying to research this.

[squirreltastic]

The tiktok is correct. Basically it's about arranging your belt so it there is an accident the pressure is in your strongest bones.

[timidsketch]

"Seatbelt should be across your hips rather than your stomach for everyone, but i think it's more common for fat people to wear seatbelts over the stomach

Pelvic bones are strong and sturdy, and you're going to be MUCH less likely to injure internal organs and such when you suddenly slam into a nylon belt"

Text and photos by @thejacespace

I wanted to put both of these reblogs in one reblog chain since this is helpful information. Thank you both for giving more information than fatphobic Google did.

[mybigfatgaylife]

Thanks to everyone who worked on verifying this information.

[littlerootveggie]

whatever....

[asterdex]

tomorrow

corestrings comics collection 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6

[farvaduvet]

side b

[hatmanthefish]

get this golden mf off the screen im sick n tired of this guy

i also finally recorded a timelapse thang yaya i may record more for future pieces

close up also

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[pallythesimp]

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

[ruderubicante]

A Love for Ignorance

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[authoratmidnight]

For comparison, this is a daffodil

[quietlygrousing]

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

[maejacrezz007]

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

[fractiousrvt]

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

[blood-trip-god2]

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

[delphinidin4]

This is a marigold:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

[jmtorres]

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

[demon-and-human]

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

⬆️ morning glory

[huehueiamabaguette]

wait so if thats morning glory what is this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[delphinidin4]

*Puts hand over gaud’s mouth* It’s a butterfly pea. Please ignore the Latin name.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*licks ur palm* i won’t be silenced THE PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW

[electionsmistertumbler]

Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)

Capitaine Haddock (Les Aventures de Tintin)

Obélix (Astérix et Obélix)

Remaining time: 1 day 19 hours

Propagande Haddock :

Le gars, un minet journaliste avec son chien surdoué lui est tombé dessus, il a dit "Personne n'en veut ?" tout en ayant déjà rempli les papiers pour les garder, et a accepté oklm le professeur perché qui allait avec, déjà karma fois huit mille. Ne recule devant pas grand chose et surtout pas faire une confiance aveugle à son ami même quand celui-ci se met à parler au soleil.

Argument qui suffirait à lui tout seul : le bougre a une page wikipédia dédiée à son vocabulaire tant celui-ci est d'une richesse incommensurable en terme d'insulte, vraiment, un fleuron du sel et de la verve francophone.

Also : Bachi-bouzouk de tonnerre de Brest.

Propagande Obélix : Il est grand il est fort il est généreux il est doux avec les animaux et violent avec les romains et surtout surtout il ferait n'importe quoi pour son Astérix

[a-random-fandom-friend]

Excusez moi mais Obélix il est plein d'amour et de joie de vivre

Est ce que Haddock embrasserait son partenaire comme ça ? Je ne pense pas, non !

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[rui-cifer]

So many yank apologists in the comments are like, "Ohh what about the Pacific Northwest or Alaska or the Mojave or-" well, this is what Wasilla, Alaska looks like.

You yanks have to get a grip. Every place where people live in significant amount looks the goddamn same in the USA.

[obscuretobyfox]

[hirsuteandcute]

I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.

Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.

You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.

[crow-keys]

I’m going through a heatwave therefore krusie must also go through a heatwave

[edgar-allan-possum]

Most important topic in conservation and no one's talking about it

[edgar-allan-possum]

Get peer-reviewed because you're so right. We don't even see people fall over from shock or big sweat drop anymore.