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eMe, mid-20s, not usalien, any pronouns. What the hell is a sideblog, everything goes here in the hyperfixation salad :D Reblog machine & tag-cheerleader for Hermitcraft, UT/DR, TADC, Vocalsynth, Precure, Homestuck & others.

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[deep-sea-ambrosia]

Found you

[crabussy]

FUCKKKKKK

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[deep-sea-ambrosia]

Found you

[crabussy]

FUCKKKKKK

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

how playing chapter 5 felt as someone who isn't very good at video games

[lost-carcosa]

Early voting begins in the Clacton by-election.

[ot3]

"app" is without a doubt one of the deepest evils of the human race. "hello. would you like to be expected to have a bespoke piece of software for every single Brand you might theoretically interact with in a day" <- statement dreamed up by someone who should be drawn and quartered

[whatthefoucault]

"It's better in the app!"

That's embarrassing. Make your website better

[textonly]

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]

[what-even-is-thiss]

What would a Yankee Candle go for in ancient Greece?

tbh the most confusing thing about it to them would probably be the glass that the candle is contained in. They might try to buy information about glass from you.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah basically

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I should’ve clarified (pun intended). They had glass in the ancient world especially in Rome and Egypt but it was basically super heated sand and color additives put in a mold and often looked opaque and kinda lumpy. Even if it was blown like it was in some regions it wouldn’t have looked like modern glass.

Clear blown glass like you’d see a modern scented candle contained in wasn’t invented until the late Middle Ages and certainly wasn’t mass produced until the 1500s and even then places like Venice that had knowledge of these techniques literally forbid their glassmakers from leaving their city or region so other people couldn’t make it, forcing artificial scarcity and making it a very expensive material.

So if you showed a yankee candle to an Ancient Greek, especially one from a city or something, they’d be like burning scented wax okay not something I’d do but it makes sense. Also how the fuck is that glass transparent.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Like imagine if someone brought you something weird but understandable contained in a material that they said was made out of wood and you could tell that it’s clearly made out of wood they’re not lying about that but it was also completely transparent and see through with no visible flaws. That’s about the level of weird we’re talking about here.

[animnightmare]

It isnt flawless, but transparent wood does already exist actually

[what-even-is-thiss]

What the fuck I feel like a medieval peasant seeing an iPhone

[unyieldingsilence]

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[what-even-is-thiss]

Who goes there

[alwayslookingforthose]

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE ACCOUNTS MAKING CLEAR TEXTPOSTS

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I know it's been months but if you're still wondering the answer is simply that the post isn't empty, it contains a nonprinting Unicode character. You know how a space is invisible? Now imagine a space that also doesn't have a width, meaning the text either side of it would look like there isn't a space. That actually exists and is called a zero-width space! And unlike a normal space, tumblr won't trim it if it's at the end of a post, and thus it won't be treated as empty and it'll still look like you commented something! It's just that what you commented isn't something that is visible as text, again much like a regular space, but thinner. There are also many other characters that have these properties but different functions, such as telling the computer to display letters left to right or right to left (which have no effect used on their own but nonetheless can be used on their own).

Idk I don't know how much explanation you specifically need because I don't know you or how familiar you are with text encoding, but I hope this helps and if you have any questions I'd love to answer them :)

[rabbitkinglune777]

I think more non binary characters should be fat

[rabbitkinglune777]

fat and black and brown 👍🏾

[theconcealedweapon]

Boy: (wears a dress)

Dipshit: "That's good parenting. Whatever he did that you're punishing him for by making him wear a dress, I bet he'll never do it again.

Father: "Oh, he's not being punished. He likes wearing dresses."

Dipshit: "And you allow that? You're a horrible father for indoctrinating your son into transgenderism."

Father: "Really? You agreed when you thought I was humiliating him, but now you're disgusted when you find out that he's happy? Fuck off before I beat the shit out of you."

[cozy-crow]

Been meaning to draw aika for a while

[only-tiktoks]

[kawree]

Y'all for real please do these. Even if you're certain your posture doesn't suck. One day you will wake up with impinged shoulder pain like I did and let me tell you it fucking HURTS. Do these exercises even just once a week and it will make such a difference. Especially my fellow creatives out there, stop shrimping over your work and go do these right now. RIGHT NOW.

[symptomesper]

Also, if you’re even a little concerned about getting a hump or having trouble standing fully upright in your old age, this is how you prevent that. If you want to be up and about when you’re old you have to start when you’re younger. And keep in mind there is no bad time to start and it’s never too late. Starting today is way better than never starting at all.

[daisukoth]

Susie use little tail and switshed away leaves on a stump before sitting down...

[rasamune]

This appears to be a reference to a piece of fanart from 2018 by 苔玉 (Kokedama) on pixiv, titled "しっぽ使いスージィちゃん" ("Tail-user Susie-chan")

#deltarune しっぽ使いスージィちゃん - 苔玉のうごイラ - pixiv

Ｔシャツの発表によってしっぽ無いことがわかっちゃったけどこれはただの二次創作だからなんの問題もないね2021.9.21追記chapter2ありがとう…………………

[gaymolegaming]

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

[shadowblade8192]

yeah

[seelcudoom]

yeah

[shootyrefutey]

waiter, waiter! more weather duo please!

[podcastwizard]

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

[roenais]

artfight attack for uh. well. for andrew hussie.......... look im not gonna deny myself the chance to throw homestuck fanart at the wall.