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eMe, mid-20s, not usalien, any pronouns. What the hell is a sideblog, everything goes here in the hyperfixation salad :D Reblog machine & tag-cheerleader for Hermitcraft, UT/DR, TADC, Vocalsynth, Precure, Homestuck & others.

[haunted-xander]

I don't know why I decided to draw all of them in that stupid pose

[copepods]

apprentice(s)

[prguitarman]

Late night serenity🪐

[blobbei-art]

Friendship ended with Tenna now the flower everyone hates is my best friend

Also my headcanon of his eyes…

[tireddrawings]

Why did it take me this long to realize all of Undyne’s attacks hinge on her having no depth perception.

I mean, in the chase sequence, she never aims directly at the player, only where she thinks the player might step.

Whenever she catches the player in this sequence, she barrages them instead of making straight line attacks, like how you might use a grenade instead of a gun when you can’t pin your enemy’s location.

In her main boss fight, she uses green to pin the player, so she doesn’t have to guess where they are.

I don’t know. A lot of ideas just suddenly lined up for me.

[bottlewater]

flower family 🌼

+closeups!

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[yesornopolls]

Do you ever find yourself confused about the appeal and/or point of alcohol?

(as someone who does not drink and has never liked it I truly don't get it)

Do you ever find yourself confused about the appeal and/or point of alcohol?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 3 days 23 hours

[water-weaving]

i just got .... homophobically? micro?aggressed??? at the grocery store??????????? question mark because i'm actually not sure what just happened LMAO

[water-weaving]

for the record: i am wearing this shirt i got for 3€ in the men's basics section

going to the bigger store because i needed to pick up some stuff my usual store doesnt carry. the cashier is a guy about my age. when it's my turn, i say hi, and he goes EITHER "oh, dressed in pink" or "seeing life through rose-tinted glasses" (and if you wonder how on earth i could mix these two statements: in french it sounds very close. anyway)

i go, "what?"

he goes, "pink."

i go, "what?"

"your shirt. it's pink."

"indeed it is"

"thats a choice. better not go to russia huh"

"what?"

"yeah, they won't like your shirt"

"they are prejudiced against cactii in russia?"

"what?"

(i point to the cactus print)

"no, i mean, people like you, they're illegal. in russia."

"people with cactus print shirts?"

"no."

(i blink unhelpfully at him)

"no, you know. men who dress in women's... colors. they dont like that"

"oh then, we're both in danger"

"what?"

(he blinks at me unhelpfully. i point to his shirt, a delightfully purple-leaning burgundy, which i recognize because i have the exact same shirt in my own wardrobe)

"your shirt. it's burgundy."

"what?? no. no it's not. it's red!"

"oh no, no, trust me. this is the loveliest burgundy i've seen ☺️ and i would know. bye!"

(he was staring at his shirt in a mix of panic and disbelief as i left)

verdict: ❓

[nongunktional]

ok so you fucking riposted and put one through his eye. king.

[deltaloregames]

You are not welcome here. You wanted off the internet. Stay off the internet. You're not getting a single URL.

[lunarhorrors]

this is the level of ethical haterism i aspire to reach and to emulate. inspirational

[deltaloregames]

They wanted to leave the internet and not face the consequences of their actions. That's fine. Don't come back, and I, personally, will not allow them on this platform if its the last thing I do.

[barkingupthelittlewood]

nothing kills me quite like the hermits reacting to Scar's shulker monster

that is genuine fear in that man's eyes

[camakkuma]

DIVA DOWN ! ! !

[cracklewink]

gif of my friend's cat

[entity56]

"Don't eat all of that sugary food..."

"...You'll gain weight" 🚫

Wrong

Body negative

You need way more calories than a slice of cake to gain even one pound

"...You'll get sick" ✔

Correct

Sugar is good but if you eat too much you get stummy ache :(

Better when eaten in moderation anyway

Prioritizes listening to your body

"...Without me" 👀

Secret third option?

Encourages community

Get sick with someone you love

World's best bonding activity

[dawnhorse]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid