Learn to Throw Your Voice

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[fakezircon]

I’ve decided if I get 5000 followers on twitch I’m gonna buy a bench dedication.

I am not anywhere close to that but just letting you all know early

[tamamita]

this is new

[toskarin]

I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self

[shabbytigers]

in other developments re german/anglo cultural exchange on breadstuffs, this image was posted to a facebook group yesterday

the following events ensued:

1. predictable lively discussion on the preparation of Wienerschnitzel, in which natives and wurstaboos are pro-puff and everybody else is like *confused dog head tilt* why wouldn’t you want the crust to stay ~attached to the thing you put it on? as with other fried foods?

2. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my band name” jokes

3. thirty “Bad Schnitzel is my stripper name” jokes

4. one “ah yes, Bad Schnitzel! a lovely spa town” joke

5. this absolute masterpiece:

[theehorsepusssy]

[dogpuppy]

[stabbydragon]

"Love/sex is what makes us human" Wrong. It's the obsession with rectangles. look around you and count the number of rectangles you see.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#looked up and thought ‘that can’t be hard’#and then my eyes widened with horror as I realized the sheer number of rectangles everywhere#I’m . I’m horrified

It's a good shape!

[0ddoblivion]

Decided to paint outside in a storm to see what would happen.

[0ddoblivion]

I gave her flowers so maybe she won’t haunt me.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped

cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram

[werewolf-transgenderism]

for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3

[mckitterick]

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[gaykomaegi]

absolutely love this shot where rose is watching her home planet die off after five billion years and the doctor is just slaying off in the corner

[crystal-mouse]

Same image

[bushoutforbela]

Is this anything

[fallseadraws]

happy 3rdlife finale anniversary. the red king has been dead for 5 years

[hungwy]

I think you should do something crazy to fix the big problem

anyone else getting anons trying to make them kill people

[beardedmrbean]

[redstonedust]

the fog is cumin

oh baby fog garam masala is on the menu tonight lets go girls 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🐎🏃🏃

[aromanticofficial]

it's pride month!! you know what that means

everyone get more aromantic NOW

[megabuild]

[normaltimeswithscar]

sea shell scar saturday

[girltimeswithscar]

addicted to sea shell scar saturday

[pokeween]

im actually fucking crying right now