Me, an Intellectual

If falling down the stairs were a person.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

who the fuck does a summer/fall collection

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

this can’t be real

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

"cancelled"

he CHEATED on his WIFE

[xanthicantag]

The Twitter that posted that is run by the woman he cheated on his wife with

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

please tell me you're joking

[redpandarascal]

don’t forget he also solicited nudes from minors

[marcsalmonds]

[catchymemes]

[kakashi-vibes]

rise and grind baby 😄🤘another day another lay in bed blankly staring at the wall consumed by the horrors of my past 💪😜🔥

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fancyharry]

[rajaessencevelour-blog]

Me everyday

[pissvortex]

every member of the north carolina GOP needs to be barred from holding public office this isnt a joke every single one of them is a lunatic

[pissvortex]

not only did they trick the nc dems to go to a 9/11 memorial while they stayed behind and passed their budget proposal unopposed, the few democrats that stayed behind had their mics cut off and some were even prevented from voting

[pissvortex]

the entire reason they pulled this stunt was so they could deny 500,000 north carolinians health care coverage like do you understand how evil this is even by politician standards

[soracities]

i feel like every year just seems to get progressively more surreal to me so at this point i really am just waiting to disconnect from the flow of time entirely

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

[andhumanslovedstories]

For reasons that are very innocent, my 60 year old dad made a Twitter account with "daddy" in the handle and I truly don't know how to handle this. I ventured to mom that perhaps the name was...funny and she gave me Such a Look, and said, "don't tell him" and I was like, "YEAH FUCKING OBVIOUSLY MOM I AM NOT GOING TO TELL MY DAD ABOUT DADDY CULTURE," and she was like, "yeah me neither," and I said, "look if someone's going to it has to be you, you're married to him," and then I paused and thought, "are we the perverts? perverts who have forgotten the true meaning of daddy?" and she sighed and said, "the problem is that ever since he grew the beard he really is a hot daddy" and now I can't talk to either of my parents ever again because mom told me too much about his apparently amazingly strong biceps

[andhumanslovedstories]

YEAH MUH BOY THAT IS THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO

[birdschoolalum]

I worked with a doctor who was the “father of emergency medicine” in my town so his twitter handle was

EMO_daddy

[andhumanslovedstories]

OH NO

[valtsv]

im a big sappy crybaby bitch anyway but absolutely nothing brings tears to my eyes like love confessions where the person has been pining for so long that their voice cracks on the word “love” from the sheer raw emotion of it all

[valtsv]

person in a film: *says ‘i love you’ so emotionally it physically aches*

me:

[ramdaughter]

white people's obsession with the term "cancel culture" needs to end. now. blackface is not cancel culture. rape and abuse allegations are not cancel culture. any act that dehumanizes and actively harms another person or group cannot and should not be reduced to cancel culture. yall have a history of taking phrases black people came up with and twisting them to suit your own purposes and i'm sick of it! to cancel someone means they have fallen out of your favour, that you do not wish to engage with them in any capacity. seeking accountability and restitution is not cancel culture can yall just grow up please and have a care beyond your own interests.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

[acidocasualidad]

[unfaggy]

what porn is this

[ironmaidenhead]

favorite thing about tumblr is when someone gets a 1k post you don’t see them plugging their soundcloud/youtube/insta in the comments like tumblr fame gets u literally nothing

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

it gets u 1 thing, and that is yelled at

[egberts]

going so hard to caramelldansen that I broke my flip flop 🙄

[dameronalone]

boys are so stupid i love them in a gay way