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[greenzillano1]

[segamascott]

[ilonano]

🙂(jubilant)

[despazito]

i feel myself becoming more stupid each time i watch this but i can't stop

[qjaiden]

No one can replace me im irreplaceable like Some organs

[anxeious]

[girlmostlikely]

[brdrlneprsnltydsrdr]

[saltwaterscully]

what you must understand is that i have five incredible fan fictions in the works. and you might never see any of them

[changelingcoded]

tshirt ideas

[dorothylarouge]

[lakemojave]

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

[zephyraes]

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[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[crabussy]

holy shit I just discovered this crazy technique for being right almost all of the time it's called "double checking something before boldly stating it as if it were fact" this could be the next big thing. this could be the song of the summer

[blooscadoo]

#HAHA?#I KNOW HOW TO COOK AN EGG. 🍳 @greenzillano1

maybe. but you also don't know how to make a. 🍩🤭

[greenzillano1]

YOU GOT ME THERE! 😝

[blooscadoo]

#HAHA?#I KNOW HOW TO COOK AN EGG. 🍳 @greenzillano1

maybe. but you also don't know how to make a. 🍩🤭

[greenzillano1]

[sacred-portal]