epic

smegge

[frozenoj]

[slyandthefamilybook]

the woke left don't want you to know this, but The Cylons were created by man. They evolved. They rebelled. There are many copies. And they have a plan

[weirdmageddon]

[lumsel]

its dark outside. i'd better press 'f' to activate my 'flashlight'

[itsbenedict]

[arinqiart]

HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK

[kushblazer666]

[toskarin]

I'M LEAVING

[purplerider]

i

is it ok to ask what this purchase was about or

[toskarin]

I was trying to find yaoi themed candy on etsy to send a friend and one of the mystery box things came in three sizes

[toskarin]

now that I think about it I literally should have lied and said "a dildo" to save face because that's way more normal

[ytmp4-deactivated20220804]

not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

[mornington-the-crescent]

[theehorsepusssy]

[milf--adjacent]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[30-minute-memes]

[5afteynotguaranteed]

[realifesiations]

Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[floridakilo]

the world is low key my oyster idegaf

[rnismatch]

Santa despawned because all of his elfs went away for a long time and now there will never be another christmas gift

[stupiddumbassblog]

[moldavite]

bored out of my mind so i'll be outside hitting concrete with my longsword for a while