I love how Hans and Henry have no idea what they are. They are both, just, throwing around titles, like, oh nice words, let's just say them.
I'm in the process of clearing the Kuttenberg map of side quests and getting prestige for my forge (I want that raven), and when talking to the innkeeper's son in Mikowitz about brawling, and Henry mentioned he once fought a nobleman. And when Henry then jokes his punishment was worse than the pillory, he says "I'm still acting as squire for that whelp" (it was a joke about Hans. Henry can say things like that but no one else can, as the guy in Trosky banquet said: "Watch your tongue, Hanko - you wouldn't want Henry to take offence and fly off the handle again!" when it comes to insulting Hans)
Point is, Henry calls himself Han's squire. And he isn't. Neither is he Hans's page, for that matter. Not officially.
As Henry very well knows:
Michael at Nebakov: And you're his what? Page? Servant? Henry: His escort. I give advice when he asks for it, but mostly I take care of his security.
He calls himself Hans’s "retainer" at Nebakov as well when threatening ("I'm the retainer of Lord Capon of Pirkstein, so do as I ask and start talking!"), which, he also isn't. Considering he doesn't even serve Hans officially.
Like, Hans isn't Henry's liege lord, technically, that's Radzig — Radzig is the one who took Henry into his service in KCD1, he is just lent to Hans as a bodyguard, but when Henry refers to his lord it's always Hans. And I feel a little insane about it. About how Henry doesn't correct Ulrich when he calls him Hans’s page in the Trosky banquet. Or when Hans calls him his page before heading to Nabakov the first time. Even though, a page would usually be a younger, untrained boy. Not to mention Henry does zero of the duties associated with being a page or squire. He only brought Hans his armor and wine once so far.
It's just really telling how they keep claiming to have a professional relationship they don't really have or don't correct others because Henry wants Hans to be his lord and Hans wants to be Henry's lord because even without the romance they are really close friends and just want a socially acceptable reason to be around each other.
