[dwinkus]

nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer

local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky

never answer the phone ever

[remadeagain]

i have post traumatic eldest daughter disorder

[distinguishedbaloney]

[dyetransfer]

[fuckyahumor]

real life art

[gremlinglitch]

That's a mood right there

[midnight-charm]

My Heart Is With You And I Love You Always Always Always, Tracey Emin, 2006

[ikimonodamono]

Grandma◎

White’s tree frog / イエアメガエル

[sixpenceee]

An ant trying to attack a human

Source

[marzi-pan-dulce]

Fucken rekt

[shoestepper]

Yeet yourself fool

[alonesomes]

“I loved you, I did, I loved you as good as anybody And I’ll never be sorry This is the place I finally learned what it meant To dance alone to the song you put in my chest Thanks for the symphony I can still hear it when I think of you And it is so much like remembering .”

— The Park, Caitlyn Siehl {what we buried} (Things I felt)

[laudanumat33]

Have and Have Not (2006) Crystal Schenk Steel, Stained Glass, Wood, Fabric 40 x 24 x 40 inches

[matchacowgirl]

There’s a piece of you in every song I sing 

For The Foxes // Running Back To You

[alonesomes]

“What a privilege it was to matter to you.”

— Beau Taplin (via oofpoetry)

[chiquepea]

spotted in Seoul

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[not-muse]

[rj-anderson]

I know this is from Australia but when I first saw the words “Victorian man” all I could think of was this:

[cockyhorror]

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

[thepersonalquotes]

[chroniclesofasinglelady-deactiv]

🗣

[nevver]

Paperback Paradise (@paprbckparadise)

[childhoodruiner]

#when someone apologizes to me