Troll Fuckery

icon of my baby Zayiou by @8bit-mau5 !!! // whats up, y'all can call me gremlin, i'm 21 and getting back into homestuck. gonna keep it all over here, i took that official extended zodiac quiz and i'm apparently a taurist so take from that what you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ please don't be afraid to interact, i'm always looking for more people to talk to over here! terrible about posting or making character bios but i promise i love them~ ps i follow from sneks-fr :)

[aceofpans]

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[sonic-oscillator]

i hope the homestuck anime gets a million investors and then production goes completely sideways in a new unprecedented way. i hope it runs a thousand seasons and they're all terrible. i hope it stays dark forever. i hope the worst isn't over, and i hope you blink before i do. i hope i never get sober.

[perilegs]

why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

[commander-ledi]

fixing this injustice by slapping it on your post

[podcastwizard]

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

"jesus christ" "who's that"

"this is just like (tv show/movie)" "that's my favorite play"

referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as "bards"

adding the word "fantasy" in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)

"how hurt are you" "on a scale of one to twenty-eight i'd say i'm at about a nine."

feel free to add more

[totalspiffage]

This is not a defensible legal opinion but NDAs shouldn't apply to the besties

[8bit-mau5]

After months of work I’ve FINALLY finished repainting over much of her sprites, as well as added another outfit! The last one is heavily inspired by and gifted from her girlfriend, Esmico 💙 

Words cannot express how happy I am with how she came out and to have her back in business! I’ve leaned in way more for her butterfly and opalescent aesthetic instead of stained glass, and figured it would be fun to give her minor mutations like the wing bits<3 

[SHE/HER]

[fanonical]

homestuck is ultimately a story about how you are cosmically fated to play that damn game your friend really wants you to play

[8bit-mau5]

Hey hey, what’s your name? Talk is for the guys you hate We should sit in silence while we think of what to say, hey

Hey, hey, I don’t think I know much But I know I couldn’t take a good punch So if you feel like I’ve been talking enough

Just tell me to shut up and I will gladly shut the fuck up

Hey Kat, been a while hasn’t it! How long’s it been since you showed you face here. Two? Three sweeps? 

[SHE/HE/THEY]

[sunw00d]

some kind of a moodboard

[gremlintier]

are cats a thing for trolls to have. i guess they arent freaky enough but i think anzise would like cats

[gremlintier]

hm what if its a big fluffy mainecoon/norwegian/whatever other floofy kitty breed but i give it cow horns so its kinda like. kinda looks like a highland cat-tle

i think that would be cute and i love the pun

[gremlintier]

are cats a thing for trolls to have. i guess they arent freaky enough but i think anzise would like cats

[gremlintier]

Fun fact for anyone idk your ocs or anything

fun fact for risava! she's the troll equivalent of a morning person, loves waling up for the sunset and getting the maximum time out of her "day"

(fun fact for tumblr: its still shit and doesnt tell me when i have asks so i have no idea when i got this!)

[8bit-mau5]

rough sketch donation commissions!! I figured i may as well post them in a batch all together than making a separate post for em all. please full-view! tumblr likes to make my art posts all blurry (’: 

[8bit-mau5]

Colored bust sketch commission for @/goblincookie !! i love.. tieflings. i love… girls. its a win win situation for me while i catch up on my queue TBH

Sketch commission info [HERE] || Closed

[greedkinggreaser]

Urgent Emergency: Pads, Food.

That’s literally the cart total and I can’t afford that :’)

Hey, I need pads and food, I already don’t have money for food. I will make adopts when I’m done with commissions and art trades.

The thing is already mentioning my tooth, but here. Please reblog and share. I’m too tired to

KO-FI

[8bit-mau5]

i got so many commissions done yesterday and even more in their final sketch !! i forgot how insanely productive i could be when im able to STREAM, im so happy w/my progress thus far q o q <33

mutuals feel free to DM me if you want a link to my discord streaming server !! it’s where i have to stream for now until i can get my laptop optimized OTL, this girl struggles w/running OBS 

[8bit-mau5]

FEELS GOOD TO BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN AND GET THESE DONE AGAIN AAA god i love this cowboy. Love TUSKS. Monochrome bust sketch commission for @beeingventus !!

Commission info [HERE] || CLOSED