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Someday the Earth will be consumed by the Sun and the only record of our existence will be far-flung corrupted light so no I don't care about this job, thanks

#hr is not your friend #career advice

mercurialmilk

When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

The idea that any job can be taught us true, the question I'm trying to answer is how long and how much effort will it take to teach YOU.

#job hunting #career advice #your boss is not your friend #capitalism #hr is not your friend #human resources #know your rights

CEO tried to steal my booked conference room and with out thinking about it I said “is this the kind of culture you want to build? Where people don’t follow the process and put each other out?”

It worked but I didn’t make friends

The PablumPussyBow Index, when pablum tops and pussy boys come back in style it's a sign the economy is declining.

#is that anything #career advice #capitalism #barbie posting

pdlcomics

friendlier

cop-disliker69

sprachgefuehle

"That sounds like a good idea......."-"Is there something bothering you with the idea?"-"No, the idea is GOOD.....🙂"

biteswhenprovoked

Can someone explain this to me?

cop-disliker69

Old people use quotation marks to indicate emphasis, as a substitute for italics (which many of them could not produce on the old typewriters they learned to write on), whereas young people use them to indicate sarcasm or falseness. They’re used as “scare quotes”.

And old people use ellipses simply to indicate a pause, or for some other incomprehensible reason I’m not aware of. But young people use ellipses to indicate passive-aggression.

So an old person could type something like:

how are things going with your “boyfriend”….

and what they mean is

How are things going with your boyfriend? [Im so excited for you, sweetie, and I wanna hear about it]

But a young person would interpret that sentence as

How are things going with your so-called boyfriend…. [I say, while seething with contempt for him and possibly for you too]

kaispeakshermind

The linguistic difference across generations is beautifully explained here thank you

Today an applicant got belligerent with me because she was unjustly rejected for *checks notes* spelling her own contact information incorrectly.

solitairians

yesterday i went to a party and i kissed this girl and she kept trying to give me her linkedin and i was like ...LINKEDIN? and she said yes linkedin. so i said i dont use linkedin. do you have instagram though. and she was like yes i do have instagram. you should add me on linkedin. and i said i dont use linkedin. and she said i will add you on linkedin. and i said girl give me your instagram you are NOT flirting with me through linkedin. and she was like. ok. fine. here's my instagram then. and gave me her instagram, which she clearly uses a lot, so it wasnt even that she only uses linkedin but rather that she just wanted to talk to me through linkedin specifically. fascinating woman if i wasnt already attracted to her her unwavering loyalty to linkedin wouldve drawn me in for sure

roguehr

She's a recruiter 😂

elirluna

tshirt that says "IF U ASK ME ABOUT MY CAREER I WILL KILL MYSELF IN FRONT OF U"

cosmogenous

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

#ive said it before and ill say it again #the best job ive ever had was as a janitor

zooophagous

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

upward-bound

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

zooophagous

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

unbotheredmuse

hazystars

you forgot the best part tho

(via @butchmuppet)

chilewithcarnage

no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

curlsandyelling

“Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you now. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present.”

Drafting a new cannabis policy, let's get into it.

With few exceptions (mostly heavily regulated industries- check your local laws) employees in the private sector are protected from discrimination based on legal (you gotta be 21) recreational cannabis use during their own time, off the employers premises and without use of company equipment (sorry, you can't hot box the company truck).

This includes at hiring, most companies have stopped testing for cannabis all together. It's illegal in NYC.

If you live in a state without legal weed you are SOL.

What about medical?

That's a bit more complicated but in general it should be treated like any other mind-altering prescription.

What about post-accident or reasonable suspicion testing?

This is where they're going to get you. Best practice is to use a cheek swab to narrow the window of use. It's not required so you still may get sent for a piss test, pop hot, and get fired.

Consider getting a med card to bolster a wrongful terminated suit.

It'll be interesting to see how this plays out in the courts.

How can you protect yourself?

Get a medical card. Even in a recreationally legal state. Doing so will guarantee your privacy at hiring. If you test positive on a pre-employment test the medical review office will reach out to you to confirm if you have an Rx, if you do they'll return the results as negative to your employer.

Read the company policy.

During the interview process its totally appropriate to ask “what is the onboarding process?”. If the recruiter seems cool you can ask them more directly (OVER THE PHONE. Don't put that shit in writing)