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some calebmc doodles ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

[chibichibi-mia]

LADS FANDOM STRIKES AGAIN!!! YALL ARE ABSOLUTELY FEEDING MY COWBOY LADS FANTASY AND IM SO HAPPY PPL ARE LISTENING

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[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I was working with a young kid yesterday who was screaming and struggling while her dad and I tried to wash her hair but in between screams I asked her what kind of soup she would be if a witch cursed the world into becoming Soup World and her utter confusion broke the spell of her fear. She stopped crying and just looked at me and echoed “Soup World????” and we got her hair clean no problem.

[thisismyideaofhumor]

Well what kind of soup would she be

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I don’t know, I asked her if pesto was a soup and she got mad at me for asking stupid questions.

[h0n3y0il-deactivated20240510]

How would pesto be a soup?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

see it worked on you too now get back under the faucet

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[sexygaywizard]

[neofooturism]

[valtsv]

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

[valtsv]

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

[valtsv]

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

[spice-ghouls]

[atombombbaby]

No-Bark is the realest mfr in the Mojave.

[teathattast]

Horse race 🏇🏁

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[stirdrawsandreblaws]

#an excellent addition!#now i feel obligated to participate

in other words, now

you've got a horse in this race

[kitbulls]

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

[newtgeiszler]

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

[dragontatoes]

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

[flippityflapjack]

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

[zarohk]

Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

[bunjywunjy]

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

[mydearbasil]

The pirate captain and the shark lady 💕

[neil-gaiman]

Why Tumblr? Why do you, an actual celebrity, a famous writer, use Tumblr of all websites?

(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)

TACAFW: Y'see, I've been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years... yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it's now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call 'Not safe for work" -- hooey, I don't know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town -- but me, through those twelve years, I've just been in this old rockin' chair on this old porch, and I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go... I guess I mus' just' like it here...

[eloisecarles]

[rabbitebooks]

Can you share with us a good rabbit picture

Of course! here's th

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[crazy-brazilian]

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reblog if you need a hug

[akhuna01]

So my village has a charity christmas fair on the last sunday before christmas every year. My sister is in charge of organizing prizes for the lottery/tombola, and she always writes to local businesses to donate items, gift cards, whatever. The companies are usually really generous, it's awesome. First prize is s flat screen tv from a electronics dealer.

We have one shop for home decor that's sadly giving up its business, and donated a whole box of glass decorations.

Among them, this glass shrimp. In a fancy jewelry box.

I'm the only one who loves him 🥺❤. My sister wanted to throw it in the bin because 'who would want a glass shrimp'.

So.

Like and Reblog if you'd want to win a glass shrimp in a tombola, i guess? Let's save him from the bin!

[langernameohnebedeutung]

She's really making sure he's dead

[rylandsgrace]

[clockbreadcroi]

what the fuck is this genre of gif called. i had a collection of these kinds of images and i lost them all these are only ones i can find.

[e-102]

idk but here’s my collection