lesbian vampires from outer space

boop bop xx yapping blog

[greys-ghosts-talk]

big sigh

[adoredaqua]

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer

[satan-offical]

it's pride month tumblr. you know what that means.

[ladyliszt]

what

do you want us to make like

gay posts

what

[zookie-art]

Been thinking about this movie again

[satan-offical]

Rating some of my recent one liners:

"You'll find out when you're older" said when someone asks a question that they'll know the answer to in like two weeks, 7/10, gets a laugh but gets old after five times

"Is the ground okay?" said when someone trips or drops something, 5/10, overused and slightly overrated

"It's okay, I forgive you" said when someone explains something about themselves or just generally says anything (E.G: "Yeah I haven't gone to the gym in a while" "It's okay I forgive you"), 10/10, everyone loves this, no notes

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[satan-offical]

"maths is the universal language" wrong, it's music

[satan-offical]

hey twin are you okay? your leitmotif is being played by a string instrument

[ghostlybluetrain]

why are you hearing my leitmotif??? arent i fighting you???

[satan-offical]

twin, I'm secretly in love with you...

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i have watched and reviewed akira (1988)

[fruitgravies]

the female gaze

insta • twt • bsky

[northshorewave]

Handing the Google executive currently chained in my basement a piece of paper that reads "Shall I end your torture?" with one checkbox that reads "No" and another that reads "Maybe later."

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[do-not-u-dare]

reverse censoring where everything EXCEPT the swear words are crossed out.

[fittingoutjane]

This is just Tumblr's automated mature content flags.

[cpericardium]

[themainspoon]

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

[deffinitelynobody]

I encountered one in the wild

[pukicho]

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

[andy0dandy]

Why are you eating hay?

[pukicho]

They keep giving it to me?

[pukicho]

Wait hold on, are these posts the reason why no one takes me seriously?

[ireland-offical]

This is all your fault. If you had just stopped turing the pages. They'd all still be alive

[satan-offical]

Happy 6 6 6 day!

THE PERFECT TIME TO DESTROY GOD