Coffee & Cream

She/Her * 28 * Ace/Aro Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

[refinedlobotomy]

"beautiful..."

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[suzieloveships]

I finally understand why that argument was always making me angry

[pangur-and-grim]

this is what happens when I don’t wake up on schedule

[hedjblogr]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[avocad0ess]

I wonder who I would be today if I didn’t develop an obsession with fanficion when I was 11

[ravioliet]

huge fan of when characters love each other and are closely bonded in an explicitly nonromantic way. however ☝️ i am very much not a huge fan of what happens when characters like this are introduced to fandom

[deepwaterfiction]

Deep Water Prompt #3548

You've heard of the four humors, but did you know luck is also produced in the body? A tiny organ, hidden behind the stomach, which can be removed or transplanted like any other.

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[my-dailydreams]

[brainstreams]

[catsbeaversandducks]

"no"

By yuki_illust19

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[catchymemes]

[c3rvida3]

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc.  An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc.  At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

[c3rvida3]

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

[tomorrowillbeyou]

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

[thatonelazyumsomething]