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21 I just yap on here about gay people

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I’m crying why did no one tell me about the elves straight up fat shaming bilbo in the book 😭💀

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We need to talk more about Bilbo's displeasure at the moment when Dwalin interrupts their homoerotic candid conversation

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This lowkey reminds me of the “you can actually pinpoint the second she knows the gay sex is about to stop” twitter meme

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I’m begging someone to draw this as goldsick thorin and bilbo

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Did anyone else find that the mithril scene with thorin and bilbo in BOTFA resembled a wedding a little bit?

Like for example, one is wearing black and the other white (traditional for a bride and groom). I’m not taking credit for this discovery but the mithril also resembles a wedding veil. That and thorin gifting bilbo the mithril is insane on its own considering the fact that Thorin was under dragon sickness when he gifted the mithril to bilbo and it being extremely rare at that time.

Lastly, he gifted the garment to bilbo of all people instead of his actual kin. I know there’s canonically multiple non-gay reasons for this and the fact that bilbo’s just that guy but this is so interesting from a different perspective.

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was thinking about the age gap between thorin and bilbo and now i want a fic in which there’s a misunderstanding about the others age.

like bilbo thinks thorin is his “controversially young” boyfriend and for the sake of comedy- worries about it. meanwhile thorin is just surprised that someone as young as bilbo (compared to him) would even be interested in being with someone his age.

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not my main takeaway from the film but these two should’ve fucked nasty idc

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this is how the internet is treating rodrick heffley rn

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Do you guys think Dorian chased Adrian around the house with a knife while growing up?

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Here me out you guys

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hiii tumblr guess who's back . Hey. Im here to present a vision of peacemaker s2e7 that james gunn revealed to me in a dream

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One thing I notice about Hankcon shippers is when asked why they ship Connor and Hank, you’ll get a whole paragraph on their dynamic and why they love them in a romantic context. But when asking someone who hates Hankcon and sees Connor and Hank as father and son, you’ll just get “Hank called Connor ‘son’ once in that one chapter.” And I find it really funny.

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I feel like Aromantics equivalent of “no homo” could be “no romo” or whatever.

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Alright, since barely anyone else is going to talk about this crossover ship/rare pair then I will take it upon myself to.

Venomknight? Steddie? The possibilities are endless really.

I understand that it’s technically not a crossover ship due to both characters belonging to Marvel but since they’re in separate universes and very unlikely to interact on screen, I will call it that. Since I’ve been hyperfixated on them for a while now, I will make it everyone else’s problem.

One thing I love about this ship is the fact that both Eddie and Steven share a body with another individual so they’d understand each other which has SO much potential. It also helps that they’re both awkward and disastrous at times. Lastly, for my multishippers and poly shippers, there’s a LOT of potential with throwing Marc, Jake and Venom into the mix.

If this ship has zero supporters then I am deceased.

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SPACEDOGS PROMPT:

Prompt takes place after both movies.

Really random and goofy idea but PLEASE hear me out. Adam Raki and Luke are twin brothers in this universe I’ve made up. Adam either visits or moves in with Luke after his breakup with Beth. It’s there that he meets Rebecca and the two of them get along, etc etc. For whatever reason, the two of them go out somewhere, Adam sees Nigel and develops a crush on him, Rebecca thinks it’s adorable and tries to set Adam up with Nigel. For comedic purposes, Luke could be wary of Nigel considering how Nigel is and because he could be a protective brother, meanwhile his girlfriend is into the whole bad boy persona.

It also helps that both movies came out in 2009 and both take place in New York.