The Sonneteer

What art thou if thou beest not divine, A perfect creature from the heavens dropp'd?

[kassil]

Is there a fantastical pet for me?

A globule of molten metal, which mostly spends its time in a crucible, burbling away. Its ancestors were great elementals bound and fused together by theurgists, meant to create sacred metals in their hybrid state. your little friend is a living smelter, happily accepting raw ore and somehow deriving nutrition from it, spitting out orange-hot ingots of pure metal and smoldering chunks of slag. Curiously, its favorite treat of all is to be fed zinc and copper ore together, happily ejecting gleaming brass ingots after a time and excitedly heating itself to a white-hot glow.

[griffinfire]

Palia's open beta starts tomorrow! Join me in this exceptionally pretty, cozy MMORPG world. Sign up with my referral code to get an in-game item! I'll be there under the name "Griff". <3

[kassil]

What was my life in the Vault of Singing Hills?

You were a doctor, looking after the people in the two towns on either side of Shivering Lake; more than once the early morning found you crossing the waters on the ferry, answering a call to tend to a sprain or a broken limb. You gave your aid to the towns' midwives when required, as well, and your help did wonders to ensure the survival of both child and parent. Every now and then, a caravan would offer to hire you on, but you were never willing, as who would look after the townsfolk without you?

[griffinfire]

Palia launches its beta this week! Join me in this cozy fantasy homesteading MMO. Sign up with my referral code to get an in-game item!

[kassil]

What might I find in the Marvelous Shop of Wandering Stars?

A slim glass-like rod of space, permanently isolated from the flow of time to contain the dense, faintly glowing fractal-like web that fills it, a fracture in reality where the laws of existence are deeply different and intensely opposed to the cosmology in which it formed. Ghostly pseudo-photons radiate from it, timeless and able to escape, allowing you to admire the intricate pattern within. Someday, the containment might erode and release it, but as long as it happens in an Infinity more amenable to the laws held within it, harm is unlikely to result.

[sabrineabboud]

Doug Jones Appreciation Thread

as Amphibian Man in The Shape of Water

as the Pale Man in Pan’s Labyrinth

as Faun in Pan’s Labyrinth

as the Angel of Death in Hellboy II: The Golden Army 

as Billy Butcherson in Hocus Pocus

as one of the Gentlemen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer

as Edith’s Mother, Lady Sharpe in Crimson Peak

as Silver Surfer in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer

as Saru in Star Trek: Discovery

as Abe Sapien in Hellboy

[nireidi]

Sometimes in this world you have to find you niche. And sometimes that niche is having rubber prosthetics glued to your body. Doug Jones has found that niche.

[punkbxt]

hes so many of my fave boys

[neil-gaiman]

Also the single sweetest person I have met in the entire acting profession. Doug wins.

[neil-gaiman]

And this is also Doug Jones.

…in Budapest, with my daughter Maddy, long long ago in 2007. From http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2007/07/circus-drums-in-distance.html?m=1

Doug isn’t just a human special effect because he acts well under latex. He inhabits each of his roles, at a level of discomfort and with a lack of sleep that I would find murderous. (Think how early he needs to be in in the morning to have that latex glued on. Think how late filming can go. Doug has rights he sometimes elects not to use, in order to keep a production moving. I’ve seen him asleep propped up in order to keep a movie on schedule.)

And just the gentlest, sweetest person in the business. Today accidentally wound up as Me appreciation day on Twitter. It’s nice to appreciate Doug.

[tkkatherineblog]

Castle Ashby, Northamptonshire Inst @kasial91

[spacefairytales-deactivated2026]

[elwethiel-daughter-of-the-forest]

Mystical autumn morning 🍂🌳🍁🌲

(…all photos by me with my old mobile phone ^^ )

Don’t delete my words or use my photos without my permission, thank you ^^ )

[boredpanda]

‘Mosaic Sushi’ Trend From Japan Turns Lunch Into Edible Works Of Art

[rainbowbarnacle]

*HEENS*

[prokopetz]

I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:

On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.

On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?

[roachpatrol]

well, come to think of it, we’re at the top of the food chain but we almost exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country. 

raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban environment because they’re opportunistic and observant. and almost none of them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and chase them out of wherever we don’t want them to be, but other animals are territorial too. but there’s a number of situations where humans feed whoever’s bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. ‘a human got me but nothing bad happened’ is a much more frequent thing than ‘a human got me and tried to eat me’.  

anyway like, we’re masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on to their kids. 

[tsfennec]

It really is a weird, funny thing. Like yeah, technically they’re predators, and they get pretty screamy, especially if you try to take any of their stuff… but given the chance it seems like they’d rather help us out and sometimes they’ll just randomly give you food, so???

I mean, I guess in fairytales and myths we’ve got our fair share of stories about dangerous people/creatures who might well kill you or otherwise ruin your life, but to whom people nonetheless turn for help in desperate circumstances. So it’s not like the perspective is exactly a foreign thing to our own mindset, really… It’s just that, y’know, we can’t actually go make a deal with the faeries when there’s something we can’t figure out.

(Which brings me to an interesting thought about the ubiquitous rule about never eating the faery food lest you find yourself forever unsatisfied with anything in the human world - and the potential parallels to the dangers of feeding wildlife human food lest they become addicted and too tame and dependent to be safe for either themselves or us. Hmm.)

[absurdistocchiolism]

Okay, but that last bit with the Fae…makes almost perfect sense.

Of the stories I’ve read, the food of the Fae, its origins and effects, are often strange and/or obscure.- Just like our food to most animals.

The Fae are strange beings that seem to know weird things that give them power or an edge over us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae work and live by strange rules also often nonsensical or obscure to us.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae can easily obtain vast amounts of things we consider rare/precious/desireable, and have no problem with dishing it out wantonly for no other reason than amusement.- Just like us to animals.

The Fae sometimes are amused by having us around, but only on their terms and IF it amuses/intrigues them.- Just like us to animals.

GUYS, I SENSE A PATTERN….

[roachpatrol]

-they have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the correct respects right is banishment, if you’re lucky, and death if you’re not.

-they have wild and unexpected parties where you’d least expect to find them, but if you’re bold enough to entertain them they’ll feed you and caress you and play with you all night.

-time runs strangely in their realm. their homes are summerlands: warm and bright, no matter the season. there is always fruit on their tables. but not everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again.  

-their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their own rules you will access riches beyond imagining.

-sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads.

-they will absolutely steal your children away. when your children return— if they ever do— they will come back strange. they will have magic earrings or necklaces or bracelets. they will know things they shouldn’t. they won’t know things that they should. your strange children might survive, might even prosper, might take wives and husbands and have children of their own. but they will always be marked by their time away from your world.

-the price for pissing them off is always death. sometimes just you. sometimes your whole community. 

-if you are very good, and very smart, and very brave, they will grant your wish.

[kmtarchive-deactivated20201028]

what do you mean finn doesn’t hear this song whenever he sees poe

[hamilton-lyrics]

Oh my god I’m dead.

[thebellsofsaintclara]

@linmanuel needs to see this

[laughterkey]

Wait, does this mean bb-8 is Angelica?

[bryankonietzko]

Turtle-duck Date Night

This is my piece for the upcoming The Legend of Korra / Avatar: The Last Airbender Tribute Exhibition at Gallery Nucleus, opening this Saturday, March 7th, 6:00pm to 10:00pm. Mike and I will be there doing a signing for the first half of the reception (there are a limited number of spots in the signing line, but I’m not sure how they are working that), and hanging out for the rest. I think there will be a raffle, and plenty of cool stuff to purchase. A bunch of the crew members from the production will be there too (hopefully including some ATLA folks), so it is going to be a fun family reunion for us. I can’t wait to see all of the incredible artwork.

As for this piece, I used and modified Emily Tetri's production painting of Harmony Tower (designed by Lee Jung-Su). Otherwise, I drew and painted the rest of it. I based the turtle-duck boats on the charming swan boats I saw while visiting Ueno Park in Tokyo. Gallery Nucleus will be selling the above artwork as an exclusive print, in a limited edition of 100, to be released on opening night (and I’m pretty sure I’ll be signing them). I will be donating 100% of my share of the proceeds to an LGBTQ suicide prevention hotline.

I hope to see you Saturday! Get there early, as the lines for these Gallery Nucleus openings wrap all the way around a city block. If you can’t make it to the opening, the show will be hanging for two weeks. There is an event being planned for the closing as well. More on that later.

Gallery Nucleus – 210 East Main Street, Alhambra, CA 91801

[alicebissonnet]

Birthday gift for Marthe ( @nevroticfly)  . She asked for Legolas chilling in a vegetarian restaurant a long time ago

[fantasyofcolor]

Hello Fantasy Lovers!

I’ve recently written and produced a fantastical web series about five girls who become witches and must learn to deal with their powers and one another VERY quickly. It’s comedic and dramatic and features a women of color cast.

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Help Keep MisSpelled alive! Check out our kickstarter.

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[griffinfire]

Hey, Dragon Age fans!

I’m sitting on five beta codes for the Dragon Age Keep.  Anyone interested?

Help us fortify her walls before the battles begin!

All codes are spoken for.  Enjoy!

[missmonstermel]

NEW DOLL ! https://missmonster.myshopify.com This is Isodora the little ghost! She haunts graveyards, hangs out and does ghost stuff. She likes to sleep in the flowers people bring and makes sure the bouquets don’t get stolen or messed with. She’s a little bit bored of haunting and wants to find a living family to stay with. Isadora doesnt eat since she’s a ghost but she loves the smell of oranges and cloves! This is an original hand made doll. The face, spines and claws are cast urethane with a faux fur body. Soft fleece ghostie legs! Weighted in the butt to sit.Floppy style doll, no armature. Her cast parts GLOW purple in the dark! Put her in direct sunlight/ UV to charge the glow. Sits at 10” tall. As with all of my original dolls, this piece will come with a signed and dated etched wooden tag marking it as one of my one of a kind critters. This is a piece of artwork intended for adult collectors. It can be played with and cuddled a little but please treat it with care to prevent scuffs. Clean any cast parts with a slightly damp cloth, do not use solvents. Fur can be combed and styled if desired.   I do not take on commissioned work.https://missmonster.myshopify.com

[griffinfire]

This gorgeous little creature lives with me now.  <3