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I don't know how to write descriptions, and this isn't intended to be funny.

[civilizationfiction]

Hall of Wisdom, Alexander Dudar

[intothecostumeroom]

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

[thephotogfeminist-deactivated20]

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

[oxytocindolorosa]

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

[cinemagorgeous]

By artist Lee B.

[dbxvii-remade-deactivated201903]

my fiancé: honey i don’t think this is a good location for a wedding…

me, staring at the abandoned waffle house that was used as a brothel in the 1890s that emits an eerie glow and once had a murder happen inside it and is located precisely 7 miles away from area 51: i think it’s perfect

[goodbyetogravity-deactivated201]

I’m the Glubglogabgalab. I love books and this basement is a true treasure trove. I am the Glubglogabgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-glab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-glab-shwab Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-dab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-shwab-glab

Oh ha ha ha, mmm, splendid! Simply delicious. Mmm, ha ha ha ha! I am the Glubglogabgalab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble-flibba-blabba-blab I’m full of shwibble-glibba-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and mind Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-glab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-glab-shwab Shwabble-dabble-glibba-glabba-shwibble-shwab-dab Dibble-dabble-shwibble-shwabble-glibba-shwab-glab [deep exhale that makes others uncomfortable]

[necronoverlord1994]

This feels like a fever dream

[aesthetic-satanist]

R A I N S T O R M

[writing-prompt-s]

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

[the-very-essence]

then why the fuck did she ask

[writing-prompt-s]

hmmmmmm…..

[glumshoe]

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

[glumshoe]

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

[glumshoe]

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

[echomortis]

[harryrubbish]

this girl was sent by the lord above to save humankind

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

its been estimated that 600 million or so has been poured into marketing minions so if we estimate the tuition at 40,000 dollars then about 150 students

[thankyoucorndog-deactivated2015]

that’s depressing

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

i don’t know what’s more depressing,that 600 million dollars has been spent on advertizing minions or that 600 million dollars will only pay the tuition of 150 US college students

[benedictatorship]

…… oh my god

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

by these numbers 600m would pay 15,000 students tuitions, not 150, that would be $4,000,000 a student

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Who did this math ? 😂

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

[epicallyepicepicosity-deactivat]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Call me a racist if you want, but south of the border is a sea of violence, corruption and stupidity I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole.

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[cinemagorgeous]

Safe Haven by artist Leon Tukker.

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[luisonte]

[tabbran]

Please send me more of these memes, I need to see literally every single one of them

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[castlevanian]

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submitted by @artistic-cyber-cat

submitted by @zeddspectrial

submitted by @goodwiththechicken

submitted by @fedora-master96

this meme is officially called Fantasy Painting Object Labeling, thanks for that @eddrian32!

[juliaanoia]

I love these so much

[maxknightley]

You ever think about the kind of guy who makes a cursed amulet? Like, “ooh hoo hoo, whoever puts this on is gonna have a nasty surprise!” Get a real hobby.

[yugirimistwalker]

[cinemagorgeous]

Rising Sun by artist Mila Pesic.