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20+. tyson. askbox open.

[prezw]

@legonerd <- art blog

this <- literally everything else

[kais-testosterone-shot]

i cannot stop thinking about lloyd alert

[kais-testosterone-shot]

🚨 LLOYD ALERT 🚨

[beaft]

the london folk music scene is so small that i can post about going to a shop that's frequented by folk musicians and people will immediately know what shop it is and the name of the guy who works there based on my description. genuinely fabulous stuff

[beaft]

when i was chatting to the manager in the first shop i asked if there was any way i could try out a hurdy gurdy without having to actually buy one, and he recommended a pub that hosts a monthly hurdy-gurdy group session. he started to tell me where the pub was and it turned out i already knew where it was because i was in there last week playing the guitar badly and singing a song about rats.

[beaft]

i went to a folk gig for my birthday and ran into five people that i knew completely by coincidence. then the gig started and there were morris dancers and i knew the morris dancers. and the morris dancers were accompanied by a horse and i was like "i don't know this horse" but then i ran into my friend after the show and he admitted that he had been inside the horse. so it turned out i did know the horse.

[sleepdeprivedartboi]

MAUL SHADOW LORD SPOILERS AHEAD

Man watching Vader surprise someone is just so fucking funny, cuz this man DELIBERATELY turns off his life support and holds his breath to surprise and jump people

Like you can tell he's holding his breath as he appears to fight Devon it's so fucking funny

Or that one time he surprises maul , or inside the fog even.

In rogue one, man turns off his entire Life support system to aura farm on the rebels

Speaking of Aura farming, in Rebels Vader encounters Ezra, a teenager untrained Jedi padwan (I'm sure he could sense Ezra before he got there) , so he obviously chooses the most optimal course of action.

Get out of your TIE, Set it to autopilot, stand on top of it and move your cape with the force to aura farm on this terrified teenager.

You can pull out the worst in anakin but you cannot change the drama queen that he is

[nmemtltlz]

Hey!!!! There you are perry!!!

[transhuman-priestess]

Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.

[gender-luster]

none of these words are in the bible. or the dictionary, for that matter.

[hugintheraven]

#While this is a joke#For the etymologists out there#Tumblr did not “goncharov” poob#translation: Tumblr is not making a fictitious thing called poob that we insist is real#Poob is glup shittoing (streaming services)#Translation: Poob is now a generic name for whatever streaming platform is out there when you don't feel like naming something specifically

[gallusrostromegalus]

Etymologists are on Tumblr for the same reason Primatologists are out in the jungle: It's where the Monkeys are.

[toast-the-unknowing]

the bad news: I now hate my current wip and strongly believe there isn't a single joke in it that lands

the good news: I know my process enough to recognize this as the slump that I hit in everything I write when it's like three-quarters-ish done

the bad news: the only way out is through

the good news: I do know the way out!

the bad news: yeah but it's through

[toast-the-unknowing]

making a cross stitch that says "I am funny and he would fucking say that" to hang directly above my monitor

[toast-the-unknowing]

"hey toast you stayed up past midnight because you were working on the fic and not because you were procrastinating by making a hideous pattern for a joke cross stitch" have you never met a writer before

[toast-the-unknowing]

gonna tell my kids this was live laugh love

[theragamuffininitiative]

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

[star-pacifist]

The redditors are waking up to the possibilities

[oakrootdonottrip]

Zuko book 2 character growth

[fuctacles]

Found this in the trash now let's see if it's complete so I can resell it.

Just looking at it fills me with dread 😩

[shrug-shrug-shrug]

people not realizing that anakin is the one obsessed with the jedi code, not obi-wan, is so understandable but also very funny bc like

obi-wan has space-catholic guilt, but anakin spends day and night going "the code the code i'M BREAKING THE CODE but i don't care because the code is stupid except Oh No i attacked master windu so now i'm going to jedi turbo hell according to the code i don't care about (except i totally do) might as well become a sith to cement my betrayal of the code"

while obi-wan's approach is "i'll unpack that later"

like. obi-wan follows the code more/"better," but anakin (whether following or going against it) is Haunted By It At All Times

and that's precisely why obi-wan fucks off into the desert and gets depressed while anakin goes on a genocidal rampage for 20+ years

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[demfury]

⠀The Breakfast Club x First Order

[corpsebrigadier-deactivated2025]

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as “century old public domain novel being read very slowly” and “half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist.”

[brightlotusmoon]

[freakoutgirl]

i wish we could all agree on a secondary location but unfortunately when tumblr is over we will be dispersing into our own directions like dandelion seeds

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.