lup ✴

any pronouns, 22 | this is just a hyperfixations dedicated blog, so don't expect anything amazing

[oh-so-skeletal-deactivated20230]

the androgynous urge to wanna hug jonathan sims

[vashthestampede-deactivated2020]

Why do you say men are objects? That’s not true and hurtful

men are on sale at the grocery store for a few dollars

[theprofessional-amateur]

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

[theprofessional-amateur]

"let's have AI-"

I'm gonna go learn the art of hand engraving or thatched roofing. Maybe hand make clogs.

[griftersbone-s]

new day new random tma inspired poster design

[machine-saint]

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

[mishoru]

Oh no, there's doomed yaoi in my apple

[indigonite]

Please…

[xexir]

i think we can all relate to frank in this moment.

[sexchangedotcom]

psychiatrist just finished my evaluation and they said i have a curse most ancient

[griftersbone-s]

resuscitating this blog once every three to four months just to reblog three post about a new hyperfixation hell yeah

[argonavta]

Greco-Roman curse doll

2nd century CE

[rosieandthemoon]

Victorian Needle Case, by W Avery & Sons

[griftersbone-s]

Hiii

I'm assuming based off of a Pinterest comment that you're the creator of the grifter's bones' poster thingy

I was wondering if you'd be okay with people such as myself printing it out for room decoration or printing it onto a short as a band tee

Sorry if you've already responded to this request before

Thank you for your time!! :D

hi!! if you mean the red one, yes i made it a while ago ahah

of course! feel free to print it or whatever, if you want i can even attempt to look for the pdf version (if i still have it on my pc somewhere) and send it to you since it should be a bit clearer and better for printing

also I'm really glad you liked it so much :'')

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

[lamborghinea-pig]

Vampire that was super ugly in life so the vampiric glow up just made em a solid 5

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampire too socially awkward to seduce/compel ppl to feed off them. Has to have their Chadier vamp friends to do it or steals blood bags from the hospital.

[lamborghinea-pig]

Vampire who turned into mist in a steam room and couldn't figure out which parts were him vs water, so he got stuck there for weeks

[asingularcanadian]

vampire who's afraid of flying so anytime they turn into a bat it makes them incredibly queasy

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampires having a “wine” tasting trying out different types of blood, discussing various textures and tastes and stuff like that. But one vampire honestly can’t tell the difference cuz they don’t like the taste anyway.

[book-hag]

vampires who don’t like the taste of blood so they have to disguise it by adding artificial flavors (fruit punch, watermelon, strawberry kiwi, NEVER blue raspberry lest it change the color too much and the other vampires judge them) in order to stay properly hydrated

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampire that was obsessed with skincare when they were human, but now mirrors don’t work for them so they’re constantly looking for ways to see their reflection.

[asingularcanadian]

vampire that doesn't really need a familiar because when they were human they were just some working class schmuck used to taking care of their own business so they just pal around with them instead

[emotionalllamas]

Vampire that brings a night light to coffin cause they’re to scared of the dark

[the-quasar-hero]

Vampire that while in bat form hangs out with regular bats thinking they’re also vampires. This goes on for weeks before they realize they’re just normal animals.

[the-quasar-hero]

Diagram:

[xrinnihil]

@cadaverousdecay

[lqte4class]

has this been done already

[heraxic]

re8 greek mythology design collection

[rdbrainz]

SO AWESOME WHAT

[griftersbone-s]

Hey hey, sorry to bother you but I wanted to ask- would I have your consent to get your grifter's bone poster printed to put in my bedroom? I figured I should definitely check first given that A) it's your art and B) I would be giving the printer people money to do so.

(they're both so good but I was thinking the first version, I like the warm red and the layout and textures... makes me think of the posters around my town advertising yard party band shows. the kind I've been to where you'll have a couple of roomates with a box guitar sing about cannibalizing their landlord to a point where it could be considered a legally actionable threat)

hi!! so so so sorry I'm answering this just now but unfortunately I've been logged off of tumblr for a while, i humbly apologise.

of course!! feel free to do so, but anyway thank you for asking it, I've got no problem with it whatsoever, and I'm actually really glad you like it so much!

if you want i can even check if i still have the .pdf version and send it to you somehow so that maybe there's less risk of its quality getting lower when printed <3