kalen

hell yeah dude, thats frickin awesome!

[grillbro]

howdy. figured i'd make a prettier pinned!

name: kalen / kay. either works fine (formerly samscowboyhat)

pronouns: he/him. i'm a trans man.

age: 19. minors, do not interact. i post nsfw stuff on occasion! for my comfort, ignore me. if i interact first on accident, tell me and i'll remove any comment or reblog.

fun facts! i'm texas based. asher was my intro to RA in 2021/22. currently on a D.A.M.N. kick! my favorite color is cornflower blue and i'm a winter birthday.

other interests include:

L4D2 Stardew Valley Minecraft Writing

hope we can be friends!

tags:

#kalens funsies = random things non redacted related

#semi redacted related = mentions it but more for me so i dont clog the main tag with bullshit

#kays asks! = my asks, answered. my ask box is labeled "whos that bitch we hate?" as a ref to ashers first audio.

main acct is @minecraftcreepercrunch

[grillbro]

hello tumblr friends. i promise i am not dead! i am sadly dealing with the loss of my kitten, milo, and have also been obsessing over project hail mary. i do apologize for not posting, but energy to conjure up anything has been reasonably off.

love y'all!

-kalen grillbro

[redactedaudioconfessions]

So uhm!? Funny confession!

I accidentally trained my body to make soup when listening to redacted audios, any of them, but more specifically anything to do with the staccato playlist and the re:start playlist

It's so bad that anytime I see something redacted related or when erik posts audios I HAVE to make soup I feel personally tranced to make soup

It's getting to the point I might make soup recipes for each guy and make it when they get their audios uploaded like 'YES! It's David I get to have chicken soup tonight!'

I physically shouted ' I HAVE TO MAKE SOUP FOR CORVUS' when he was uploaded a bit ago because he's one of my favorites, still one of my best soups I've had in a long time

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[grillbro]

best thing to come from the confessions account on god

[mokozroach]

love when my fruits and vegetables start tasting especially nature-like

[grillbro]

i recently tried watermelon and i didn't have a spoon or a fork so i was just. clawing at it bare handedly. i felt one with nature then and there. thats how it was meant to be eaten methinks

[asherblueedition]

tattoo owww

[asherblueedition]

someone should send me their Dasher or Corvus headcanons to make me feel better 🫣

[cudavianka]

hope you feel better soon!

- Corvus haven't seen snow yet so when he sees it for the first time, he sticks out his tongue to catch the snowflakes

- when Asher and David lived together, Ash constantly kept misplacing things like mugs, remotes etc so David once a week, kept giving him a "tour" of where everything should be stored in the apartment

- Asher loves to steal his skincare and shampoo/conditioner (David reaching for it under the shower only to see half a product gone because a certain shifter tried it too)

- Corvus can drink milk straight from a bottle straight from the fridge and apparently, he likes it

- he also is obsessed with kiwi because what do you mean it tickles your tongue when you eat it?

- Dasher got the biggest bed for their bedroom and yet, everyday, David wakes up to see Ash on his side with all of the free space while he lays on the edge of the bed

- if Corvus could change into an animal, he would be a humming bird morh (look at the little guy and tell me it doesn't work for a shock demon with long horns)

[grillbro]

might i suggest for the animal: the semi-newly discovered lucifer bee! (scientific name is Megachile lucifer). the ladies have horns and everything. they're so cutiepie

[redactedaudioconfessions]

Um hi yall

So about the incident that happened with the person who put lgbtq+ dni in their bio, I think the reaction is too hateful

Like they clearly stayed that they're religious and from what I've gathered (I could be wrong )they haven't done anything else homophobic except tge thing in their bio

Now ofc what they did isnt exactly right either , and yeah a lot ,if not the majority of the fandom is lgbtq+ but I still don't think they deserve the hate.

Im not justifying homophobia. It's discriminatory and wrong and all people regardless of race, sex, gender, etc deserve rights and freedom to be themselves.

In my religion, were taught that being lgbtq is wrong but that we should still treat them with respect and dignity and keep ourselves distanced if we can..

Im not gonna dump about all of my stuff, but I believe it's wrong but not in an immoral way. I have friends who identify as lgbtq and its simply a thing of believes . Like to me its like for eg if someone is Christian and another is Jewish.In some dominations for eg, someone may believe only someone of their faith can go to heaven, and that what some of the other persons believes are "wrong " but they can still respect and be friends with them even.

So no ofcourse homophobia is wrong but the fact that this person is receiving so much hate and what I've gathered death threats, and even being bullied into deleting their account is ridiculous

.

[grillbro]

i dislike drama but i think this is very. i can't think of a way to describe it.

there's a sense of entitlement when it comes to certain religious people (key word being CERTAIN). they go into a community that has no religious affiliation to it (its magic centric and erik has even said before (i believe in a david audio) that most empowered people aren't religious or practicing a religion) and they expect to be catered to just because they're religious. they go into a predominantly queer space made by a gay man and go 'yeah, just don't be queer around me.' and expect people to respect that. to respect the disrespect.

that's what it is. it's disrespect. they're allowed to be here, absolutely, but the second they try to exclude or discriminate against what makes up the community? that isn't tolerated. we don't have to cater to them.

this might be a bad analogy to make, but think of it as a straight person in a gay bar. they go in, introduce themselves to people, but when they do, they go "if you're gay, don't talk to me." like, you're entitled to build your group of friends and talk with people, but the second you invade a safe space made for us and try to exclude us, we're bound to have problems.

tldr: death threat worthy? no. criticism worthy? absolutely.

sincerely,

a queer redacted fan.

[damnbtway]

the damihux pill. you can take up to one billion a day

short notes

now i have their “”final”” designs down

drawing huxley’s locs was difficult but very quickly became my new favourite subject

damien has an anti-eyebrow piercing. he would

he also has ear piercings because he’s a gay dude from a homophobic single mother ofc his ears are pierced don’t ask me stupid questions

dames is average height hux is just giant

hux’s hands are huge and calloused by the way

second photo’s a reference to the lasko date bonus audio iykyk but it’s one of my fav moments of these two ever i had to include it

requested by @grillbro kalen dude it’s been approximately three decades due to external forces at play against me but alas damihux will prevail. i hope u enjoy these as much as i enjoyed drawing them

[grillbro]

DYLAN DAMNBTWAY IM GONNA SHAKE YOU LIKE A CHEW TOY OUFHFHFHFHFH EYSSS THEYRE SO GOOD!!!!!!!!! im eating them with a fork and knife!!!! best thing to wake ip to

[escapisttt-deactivated20260429]

anyways david shaw taking it up the butt from sam when

[grillbro]

you had me at bottom david. not even fool!david just. lord please for pride month give me a big scary man as a bottom. and make him beg for it yeuupppp

[beepbeepneep]

I feel like people rattle on about Angel being infantilised (which is valid) but nobody talks about Lasko being twinkified. Like bro has legit anxiety issues canonically AND one of the saddest backstories. why can’t we explore that more instead of just seeing him as the pegable neurospicy smol bean 🫩

[grillbro]

my dislike for twinks goes So Far that i only envision the characters i dont like as them. kody, marcus, quinn, etc. lasko to me has a bit of a pudge to him (re: his hiking audio plus.. he doesn't exactly seem like the gym type. and, he's a professor. they aren't exactly pilates instructor levels of activity). i Know he's being stuffed full during friendsgiving!!

he's a sweetheart who loves TTRPGS and his friends and his job. he's also TRAUMATIZED from both the inversion AND his abusive upbringing. he and freelancer even bonded over the struggles of being human born. of how it still impacts them to this day. he's also so very smart, and wouldn't have done a majority of what he has if he wasn't. it seems this fandom is so keen on shoving both listener and speaker characters into boxes smh my head

[grillbro]

every time i listen to the DAMN bowling audio i imagine freelancer sneaking and setting up the lane bumpers for damien's turn at least once. he notices, of course, and threatens to (lovingly) bludgeon freelancer with his bowling ball, but them giggling and going "sure." is how he knows he's made at least one friend

(and he uses the lane with the stupid bumpers until he can find a way to turn them off, old tech be damned. ha. get it. DAMNed. haha)

[bochen273]

A little art dump of Blake >:))

first and foremost, Blake when he sees Bestie:

( god i hope that the quality won't fly out the window ;-;)

Some more doodles of face expressions, and just experimenting with how i want him to look, because smth is missinggg aaaa and i don't know what.

Like, some stuff are already intentional: symmetrical piercing for example, because its tidy and organised and with that - in control.

But i'm still not sure if the a bit more chubby body would work for him? By his character, having a slim body would fit (him being a sly, cunning and all) but also.. well i can't lie, it is my type slipping in when i draw him ( like his face being a bit chubby in the third tradicional drawing). i like it when people have a bit of a bod, what can i say >:P. + I feel like most people would draw him skinny and i don't think i want to do that.

But it also made him look wayy to young then i wanted to in that drawing, so yeah. Like i said, a work in progress.

I still need to design his tattoos, if and where he would have scars and from what. So much work, so little time... And i just love that freak so much, i NEED to make more stuff with him agghhh.

Also, if any of you have propositions i would love to hear them <33. i Hope i can get along with this community more, and then summer will start, i'll try to post more about him with the amount of free time i will have.

Anyway, Thx for reading my yapping and i Hope you all will like the doodles, even tho they are still a but undercooked.

[grillbro]

babyface blake babyface blake babyface blake oufhfjfhj hes so cutie patootie i wanna throw him like a bowling ball

[ashers-spiked-collar]

So was Asher’s mom’s name ever revealed??

Or did I somehow gaslight myself into thinking it was Lisa???

[grillbro]

this would be funny because his dad is named frank, so if this was canon, his parents would be lisa frank. ha. haha.

[grillbro]

tfw your hyperfixation melds with your love for your partner so you make a redacted style cassette tape of yalls first meeting.

(he and i met in 2023, a couple days before the release of the fnaf movie. thats how we bonded LOL. i'd just transferred to his school)

references in it:

the color blue i chose is my favorite (cornflower)

shifter is what i got on the quiz

bonnie is my fav fnaf character

[grillbro]

oh blake, those flags are so red

too bad i'm not lookin at em

[grillbro]

starting the balance today thanks to escapisttt,, wish me luck

[elegyaudios]

Freelancer managing to get soaked on a hike with huxley (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵) by falling into a stream they were passing. Thankfully it was late spring so they werent freezing but huxley was laughing so hard he couldn't get a good grip to help them back up

Freelancer fr

[grillbro]

or, might i offer, huxley looking at damien after throwing him in the pool

[grillbro]

We love being curious too! How about 4, 14 and 34 if you’re still open?

indeed i am!! thank yall

4. Favorite non-canon couple(s)?

polydamn. polydamn PLEASE YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL

14. What listener(s) would you want to date?

freelancer, maybe. we've been through similar things and i find shared experiences comforting. baaabe would also be nice, methinks.

34. What was your first Redacted video you listened to?

i believe it was ashers 2022 hot boi summer? i know him and milo were what got me into the channel.