Welcome To Coolsville

Austin • He/She • Lesbian • Butch • 26 Steddie Ronance Jargyle enthusiast

[thewholesomebean]

if you say that ronance is just the sapphic equivalent of byler i hate you automatically

[tubesock86]

i miss them :/

[grilledcheesehasfeelings]

Steve, Eddie, Jonathon, Argyle, and a bunch of the kids and other knowing adults have an emergency fund set aside for Ronance bail. Robin is not stopping her wife from getting to the bottom of things in fact she’s enabling and also way too curious and Nancy’s been talking about this story for months she’s damn sure going to hear the end of it.

[eskawrites]

the thing is I truly just can’t let ronance go, every time I think I’m normal about them I remember literally any detail and I’m obsessed all over again. The most canon non-canon couple ever genuinely. Everything they do from the moment they start interacting just emphasizes how good they are for each other. And then you get into everything in the books, the barb between them, the shared yearning for something more than Hawkins that no one else understands, the juxtaposition of Robin vs Jonathan in one way or another and who’s really a good partner for Nancy, in every sense of the word. Like. It’s been four years and every once in a while I still stop and think holy shit they’re so good together

[archaicfauna]

Robin being a little weirded out because Mike is extremely interested in her love life. Like, it’s all he wants to talk about, “Are you dating someone? Who are they? How long? What’s their name? Oh, you broke up? When?”

Obviously at first, she’s super vague, attempting not to out herself. But after a while (and after Steve puts a worry in her head that Mike may have a crush on her), she finally tells him she’s gay.

Mike doesn’t even seem shocked or disappointed. If anything, he seems even more excited than he had before, constantly asking her about her dates or if she has a crush on anyone and other similar questions, even getting Holly to start asking her instead whenever she starts to ignore his questions, all of which is highly concerning from Robin’s perspective, but she kind of pushes it to the back of her mind and just gives him the bare minimum in hopes that’ll be enough to make him leave her alone.

She finally mentions it to Nancy one night at a sleepover, both of them lounging on Nancy’s bed doing their own thing. Mike was being weird and quiet earlier at dinner, staring at Robin nearly the entire time unless she glanced over at him, and when that situation is brought up, Robin decides to open up to Nancy about the entirety of it.

“Yeah, he’s been acting weird as hell around me. Steve is convinced he has a crush on me but, god, I really hope he’s wrong.”

Surprisingly, Nancy freezes, face pale, so Robin rushes to add that she thinks Mike is a good kid— a shithead, but a good kid— but, obviously, it’s a little uncomfortable to discuss her love life with him, especially now that Steve has her so worried that Mike may have an ulterior motive.

Nancy is silent for a long moment, then buries her face in her hands.

“Oh, I’m gonna kill him.”

Turns out, the only reason Mike was asking all those questions was because Nancy had opened up to him about her own crush on Robin and he was trying to give her ‘updates’ on Robin’s love life in order to convince her to go for it. She had just thought he was getting those updates subtly, or through gossip, not that he was just straight up asking Robin all these questions.

It works out, anyway, but Nancy still glares at Mike every time he haughtily insists that him being her wingman is the reason she and Robin got together in the first place.

[boginyagroz]

shane comes home early and beelines straight into the living room, where ilya is lounging on the couch, watching something on tv. before he even knows it, shane’s there, dropping to his knees in front of ilya.

“shane?” ilya barely manages to ask, but he’s cut off by his own moan when shane unceremoniously pulls down his sweats and gets his mouth on ilya’s dick.

it’s the fastest blowjob in both of their lives — ilya comes pretty quickly, mostly because shane just goes ham on it, sucking his husband off like he knows it’s his last day on earth. ilya is still a bit dazed when shane pulls away, lips slick and glistening, and climbs into ilya’s lap. ilya’s hands loosely rest on shane’s hips, barely latched, since his soul was literally just sucked straight out through his dick. but shane is still trying to grind down on him, his swollen lips kneading and biting up and down ilya’s throat.

“shane, lyubov moya,” ilya tries, gently prying shane’s face away from his neck. “i love this, i love the energy, but can you please say what the fuck is going on?”

shane frowns when he gets pulled away, but ilya can see that his eyes are filled with something close to… fear?

“i read something,” shane whispers, like it’s a horrible secret. “on the internet. they said… ilya, i need you to promise me it’s not true.”

“i don’t even know what,” ilya says, smiling a bit in an attempt to soothe his husband. “if they said you have sexiest husband, sorry, cannot deny.”

“no, ilya.” shane groans, his thighs squeezing tighter around ilya’s hips. “they said… jesus fuck. they said you’d be happy to retire and become my wag.”

ilya’s eyes grow twice as wide, eyebrows shooting up. “what? what kind of idiot said that?”

“i don’t know, just… people.” shane waves a hand around. “they said that you’d be happy to retire right now, stay at home to raise our children — which we don’t even have, by the way — and…” shane gulps. “…and cheer for me at my games.”

ilya can’t help a startled laugh at the image that immediately appears in his mind. it’s absurd, to say the least. he shakes his head.

“not happening,” he says, rubbing slow, firm circles into shane’s hips that he’s still trying to grind into ilya’s lap. “how can i leave you alone on ice, hollander? you will regress to rookie, and mlh will become beer league.”

shane pushes at his chest. he’s not smiling at this as ilya hoped he would be. “exactly. i can’t do this without you, ilya. i’m serious. fuck children. fuck retirement. none of this wag bullshit, okay?”

ilya grins up at him. “wouldn’t dream of it. shane, the only way i’m leaving ice before you is dead.”

“i’ll find one of those sketchy witches and resurrect you then,” shane says, and his lips, still shiny with spit from the blowjob, stretch in a smile at last.

[grilledcheesehasfeelings]

Hollanov thought that just punched me in the head. I’m of the belief that Shane had decent grades except in English or whatever Canadian hockey high school equivalent is where he barely squeaked by. So having a husband whose first language is not his own is defining words for Ilya if he needs. Which goes fine most of the time until Shane’s like “I actually have no fucking clue either” and looks it up with him. It gets to a certain point and Ilya starts defining an occasional word for Shane

[lavenderstobins]

[my-heart-of-heart]

Guys do you think she’s excited

[fruifruit]

if the sinclairs have no fans im dead

[archaicfauna]

Robin gets cuteness aggression whenever she sees Nancy in any sort of soft, domestic way. No makeup, hair a mess, wearing Robin’s old gym shirt, baggy boxers, and mismatched socks. Nancy is usually the type of person that showers and gets dressed the moment her eyes open in the morning, even if they’re just lounging around, so it’s a special treat whenever Robin gets to see her like that.

Robin’s first instinct is to bite her but Nancy gets really cranky early in the morning, so it’s best not to piss her off. So she follows her second instinct, which is to hold her so tight she almost smothers her and lay just about a hundred kisses all over her face. It’s like a reset to Nancy’s nervous system and she melts into it, especially when Robin croons cute little pet names like ‘sweet girl’ and ‘my nancy’

[archaicfauna]

Nancy offering to be Robin’s first kiss and being so chill and relaxed about it but then they kiss and her entire worldview shifts in the span of ten seconds.

Robin somehow ends up being the one really cool about it (she’s a little blushy and giggly obv but she thinks Nancy’s straight and honestly she’s just really relieved to have her first kiss out of the way. She also tries her best to act so chill about it bc she doesn’t want Nancy to think she’s pervy)

Meanwhile Nancy is stuttering over her words, bright red, nearly falls off her bed because she’s so so aware of where her limbs are in relation to Robin, and keeps staring off into the distance like she’s seen a ghost (the ‘ghost’ is her lesbian awakening barreling towards her like a freight train)

[4785725495068359685546043673475]

When a girl sits down and her thighs get bigger reblog if u agree

[grilledcheesehasfeelings]

Lenore Dove and Masilee would’ve loved Peeta. They would’ve absolutely loved the way he rebels. Idk I don’t think Peeta gets enough credit for his part of the rebellion. But if they were alive do know at least two women who might have been able to give him some love his own mother couldn’t give him. I’m rambling and on a weed gummy so take this with a grain of salt

[justangrymacaroni]

A witch puts a spell on a girl, a sleeping spell that promises the girl shall wake through true love’s kiss. Men come and kiss her. She slumbers. Women come and press their lips to hers, but still she sleeps. Many years past, and the girl remains still. One bright morning,  a lost little boy finds her resting spot and clears the dust and grime from her face. He offers her a kiss on her forehead, and her eyes flutter open. She never feels romantic love for a man nor a woman, and she cares for the boy until the day she dies.

A young woman is imprisoned in a castle by a monstrously formed prince. The servants of the castle hope for them to fall in love, and when the spell is broken they assume their prayers have been answered. They are all surprised, but nonetheless pleased, when it is revealed to them that the young woman and prince are the truest of friends, and nothing more.

They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen, a woman who is incapable of loving. She is unmarried, she has no consorts, and she wishes for no partner. She is the wretched queen, the heartless queen. She must hate her daughter, for her daughter is beautiful, and women are incapable of liking another woman who’s prettier than themselves. It must be for this reason that the princess was sent away, not for how she was attacked by a man in the woods. They say the kingdom is ruled by an evil queen because she cannot love. The queen loves her daughter, and that is enough for them both.

There lives a prince who is forced to choose a bride at the ball. He meets many beautiful women, but find none which he loves. He spies one in a gorgeous gown and wonder in her eyes, and he dances with her all night long. The kingdom is sure he has found his bride. When the clock strikes midnight he tells her how he will never love a woman, or a man, in the way he is expected to. The beautiful woman smiles and tells him she expects nothing from him. The next morning the prince and the beautiful woman are missing, having run off together to see the world. They leave their shoes behind in their haste.

Many kinds of love exist. It doesn’t all have to be romantic.

[the-haiku-bot]

Many kinds of love

exist. It doesn’t all have

to be romantic.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wholesomepostarchive]

7/6/2026

[queer-joy-detector]

Queer joy detected!

[grilledcheesehasfeelings]

Yes I do think Robin is clumsy but I think she lives a hike. She and Steve are always looking for new cool spots in and outside of Hawkins. They go camping sometimes usually with Dustin and Max and nerd out while Steve and Max pretend to care about birds or something. They once tried to go on a double date hike but Nancy and Eddie got so over it halfway through they tried to act like Nancy sprained her ankle and Eddie had to take her back but Robin and Steve both saw through their bs immediately and resorted to bribing them with the food and alcohol they brought for the top.

Jonathan and Argyle never go on the hike but they are at base camp making out they really play up Jon’s non athleticism to get out of going. Eddie and Nancy get mad about this every trip

[gaynehollander]

It always baffles me when people think Shane would be constantly annoyed by Ilya's antics and bravado. Like, Shane? Shane Hollander? The same man who started salivating when rookie Roz said he was going to score 50 goals? The man who gets so hard over Ilya sexting him right before a game that he could storm into the visiting locker room and ride his man right there? The same Shane Hollander who happily accepted a blowjob while his best friend tried to have a deep and genuine conversation with him about his wife's difficult pregnancy? Nah, that dude is a peak enabler who loves his asshole husband.