Shoutouts to Simpleflips

22 she/her fixed some of the stuff I bought >:3

[shittymoviedetails]

The beach that makes you old

[powerjock]

I can never seem to find her, but she always finds me

[fluffiest-fox-kira]

This is the plot of Death Stranding

[mousegirlheart]

my first secret to happiness on teh interwebz? if you see discourse, walk away. not gonna let that ruin my day.

the second secret is that if you say this out loud, the other crabs in the bucket will try to pull you back, saying ignoring discourse is privileged, rude, you should be miserable with the rest of us. walk away from the crabs, too. not gonna let them ruin my day.

[kaasiand]

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

[getbentdaily-deactivated2025122]

"Miso" is Greek for "hatred". "Gyny" is Greek for "woman" Misogyny literally means "hatred of women".

The word "misogyny" is always associated with the unnecessary hatred and abuse of women. No one ever thinks about this word in a positive light.

[muppetshow2026]

will you ever forgive me

[muppetshow2026]

jesus christ did i fucking kill them im sorry

[tobiasdrake]

you may think homicide is good because it is made up of homo, which is gay, and cider, which is delicious. And gay cider sounds great. but 👆 it is not gay cider

[my-dailydreams]

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[captainsblogsupplemental]

[obi-waankenobi]

#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’ Perfect.

[ingridverse]

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

[sniperct]

[hillergoodspeed]

october 19th 2027 will contain an entire month within itself called "freakvember"

[ralfmaximus]

Marking my calendar(s)

[classicmeevs]

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

[classicmeevs]

2016 dash here

[cleonibbles]

2014 dash

2012 dash

2010 dash

[neververy4]

BEFORE YOU CLICK A LINK!

Reblog this post :) Especially if you’re on mobile, you’ll lose the post if you click the link without thinking. Take a note from your elders before you

[porcupine-girl]

Interesting note: It definitely uses whoever you're following now, not at that date. Even the 2020 one includes a lot of people I was absolutely not following yet in Feb 2020, which is actually kind of cool, I can see what they were reblogging from this fandom before I got into it.

[asongoftearsandfandoms]

Amazing how few of you there were in 2010 and 2012

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[fibro-memes]

[ministarfruit]

I love this text post so I drew it

[forcefemdemonprincess]

I don't think I'll ever be normal about this one. Holy fuck

[smolbailey]

to be fair it's incredible, so valid

[ladydevoir]

@demilypyro

[despite-everything]

just found the funniest stickers to put on my car

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[ayeaye00]

Senescence / Closer II

[pinniposting]

newborn chudling noises…

via

[littleguysdaily]

We've got like a warehouse full of these

[burins]

complaining works never 👏 stop 👏 whining 👏