[falazaria]

Intro post I suppose

uhm henlo I am Freya (other spellings are welcome I dont see any difference). I am a trans woman from germany with an obsession of plauge doctors (brainworms tragicly). I have no clue what actualy goes into an intro post so I am just gonna yap and try to make this look structured as possible.

(Any spelling error is simultaneously my dyslexia and my aesthetic)

Profile Picture is by the amazing and talented @sentient-softdrink

Interest:

Plauge Doctors and medieval/ren faires

Yugioh (Spirit charmers my girls) and Magic the gathering

History (I will yap about and it will happen again I am sorry)

Biology

Bionicle (the gay moc´s have gotten to me)

Warhammer 40k/Underworld (dont ask me how many unpainted models I have...please)

World of darkness (specificaly vampire the masquerade)

The Magnus Archives (Blame Doinia)

Pokemon (Gen 5 my beloved)

Detective Beebo (play it, its so good)

Da Tags:

Freya Posting; Text Posts by me (some are still sorted under freya yappings but that will be changed...someday)

Birb :D: Pictures of Birbs

Silliness :3: Mostly my friends bapping me

Asks: Asks I recieve (I swear I will make tags to differentiate yall...eventualy)

Hrt: Anything about my journey getting and as of this nearly 8 Months on hrt

Serperiror Plushy: Anything related to me making a lifesize plushy of the pokemon Serperior...eventualy

Saved: stuff i wanna find again

Personnal Stuff: Some Personnal stuff...but not too personnal

Some stuff I think should go here but dont know how to title it:

Do not be shy to send me an ask, I go yippee when I get them :>

If I dont respond it does not mean I dont like you/dont wanna awnser, I am just forgetfull af and take lots of naps

When you bap me I go "weh >-<"

(totaly not finaly doing this for a reward btw ><)

[emnesoi0]

[falazaria]

@canis-pluralis @greypaw

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[blignick]

[strawberry-crocodile]

the amount of stress that the monogamous people in my life have about dating is fuckin insane to me. like... the dangling sword of "i want to find a Permanent Exclusive Long Term Sex Romance Partner" seems to hang over every interaction once they cross the boundary of "just friends". like ohh i want to find my Soulmate but i dont wanna rush it but the clock is ticking. meeting strangers for a date and the entire interaction is colored by "do i want this person to be my sole source of Sex And Romance?". at what point are we exclusive? what counts as cheating? youre the only person i love so if i want sex or i need attention or to vent it has to be you or ill freak out.

seems like a lotta work, all im sayin. just make friends and if you wanna fuck or get emotionally intimate or go on a dinner date or make oit then do it

[canis-pluralis]

Utilitarianism is funny because it’s impossible unless you’re omnipotent

[tyranny-without-y-is-trann]

Utilitarianism should be seen as a fun head-scratching concept and nothing more

[canis-pluralis]

Oooooohhh you can’t predict the future? How can you ever be morally correct

[catcrumb]

not a cat but it's the art i did this evening. please enjoy

[hemipenal-system]

sleeping under a dragoness' wing can be very nice. she doesn't particularly want to let you leave, though.

[falazaria]

@greypaw

[naniguini]

We didn't see any Red Talon mark on Matilda!

The only place it could have hide is her ass!

Amanda Bergamot, I accuse you of looking at werewolf ass!

[peachystaqcignaq]

You didnt think I'd forget about christmas....

I saw mari lwyd kissing krampus!!

[loongit]

part 1/3 part 2 here they make me illlll if they dont become canon im gonna LOSE ITTTT

[noelcheww]

I have no better explanation for this than I wanted to draw Tilda and Blair…

[peachystaqcignaq]

Happy pride month hunter the parenting nation. I have more planned for this month involving htp women so stay tuned.

[gracedreems]

you can draw anything you want remember this :D original post found here

happy pride everyone :D

under the cut is prt 2 featuring text from the great @diablo-6669420 who helped formulate the idea :3

ty for looking at my post have a wonderful day

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[scrumptiousdreamerruins]

[goldensunset]

you! tumblr user!