I got tagged by @nowandthane and @asgardianhobbit98. Here's the problem, I don't think I have 15 mutuals. Or if I do, I don't think they remember who I am. SO I'm not going to tag anyone, but if you see this and remember who the heck I am, just reply with like a bird emojo or point at me or just like it or something
Were you named after anyone?
My second name is after my mom's best friend. My first name is just because my parents liked the sound of it. It's also an exceptionally Jewish name.
When was the last time you cried?
HAWWW I cry all the time. Like every few days. I used to not cry often at all, but lately I've been crying a lot. Mostly at TV. I am a sucker for manipulative TV.
Do you have kids?
Nope. Just pets. It will stay that way. I was a nanny and that was enough parenting for me, thank you. Kids are great, don't get me wrong. I adore my nieces and kids in general. I just don't have the health or wealth or desire.
Do you use sarcasm?
So I am confused by this question. Are there people who don't? Or is the question just here for some people to answer "no" sarcastically?
What's the first thing you notice about people?
Oddly enough, their eyebrows. Probably a mix of "this is how I know what emotions you are displaying" and eyebrow shaming as a unibrowed olive child.
What's your eye color?
Dark dark dark brown. Just like, big brown dots.
Scary Movies or Happy Endings?
I feel like good scary movies have some levity and happy-ish endings right? But I don't know, I like either scary movies with happy endings, or comedies movies with bitter endings.
Any special talents?
Without touching a container, I can tell if a jar is made of glass or plastic, even if they look identical. Also, if something is under 6 feet long, I can tell exactly how many inches it is with about 2 inches of accuracy.
Where were you born?
Detroit, USA
What are your hobbies?
Cooking, bird watching, drawing, playing games, D&D, reading, writing, snarking with my husband or friends about stuff on the internet and the youths, rock collecting
Have any pets?
The worst. Kepler and Archie. I had to stare at Archie for like a solid 20 seconds right now to remember his name. He's that bad. You all know them, you all love them against my better judgement.
What sports do/have you played?
I'm 36. I sit. Sometimes I stand. Occasionally I walk to the kitchen, but not competitively.
How tall are you?
Short king.
Favorite subject at school?
In grade school? Art and science. In College, the best courses I ever took were primate ecology and multimedia ethnography.
Dream Job?
Anything that I can do. Literally. I would love to just be able to do something right now in a way that could afford me some sort of sustainable income while not killing me.
I'll tag no one because "well you don't know me, but I know you"
