
Kiana Khansmith
occasionally subtle
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

Andulka
Jules of Nature

oozey mess
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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ellievsbear
Mike Driver
DEAR READER

Origami Around
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Elon Musk and Grimes in 2 years
I forgot to say Elon would develope a synthetic transparent suit that has grip on his back and optimized friction on his front. As well as insulation so he is not distracted by the cold and can efficiently maneuver down the slop. There would probably be some built in rudder or just his ārudderā.
i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ādaddyā and makes contestants wear spreader bars
Iām sorry what
you heard me
#I CANāT BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW
@genericrevenge
OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?
kinda, yeah
@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed
That logo looks familiar.
WHAT
OH MY GOD
Every movie is set in a world where that movie doesnāt exist
False.
22 #storybasics I've picked up in my time at Pixar
I tweeted these forever ago, but the internet just noticed and I figure I should probably at least put them on my blog. Iām glad people are finding them useful.
Here they are, a mix of things learned from directors & coworkers at Pixar, listening to writers & directors talk about their craft, and via trial and error in the making of my own films.
#1: You admire a character for trying more than for their successes.
#2: You gotta keep in mind whatās interesting to you as an audience, not whatās fun to do as a writer. They can be v. different.
#3: Trying for theme is important, but you wonāt see what the story is actually about til youāre at the end of it. Now rewrite.
#4: Once upon a time there was ___. Every day, ___. One day ___. Because of that, ___. Because of that, ___. Until finally ___.
#5: Simplify. Focus. Combine characters. Hop over detours. Youāll feel like youāre losing valuable stuff but it sets you free.
#6: What is your character good at, comfortable with? Throw the polar opposite at them. Challenge them. How do they deal?
#7: Come up with your ending before you figure out your middle. Seriously. Endings are hard, get yours working up front.
#8: Finish your story, let go even if itās not perfect. In an ideal world you have both, but move on. Do better next time.
#9: When youāre stuck, make a list of what WOULDNāT happen next. Lots of times the material to get you unstuck will show up.
#10: Pull apart the stories you like. What you like in them is a part of you; youāve got to recognize it before you can use it.
#11: Putting it on paper lets you start fixing it. If it stays in your head, a perfect idea, youāll never share it with anyone.
#12: Discount the 1st thing that comes to mind. And the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th ā get the obvious out of the way. Surprise yourself.
#13: Give your characters opinions. Passive/malleable might seem likable to you as you write, but itās poison to the audience.
#14: Why must you tell THIS story? Whatās the belief burning within you that your story feeds off of? Thatās the heart of it.
#15: If you were your character, in this situation, how would you feel? Honesty lends credibility to unbelievable situations.
#16: What are the stakes? Give us reason to root for the character. What happens if they donāt succeed? Stack the odds against.
#17: No work is ever wasted. If itās not working, let go and move on - itāll come back around to be useful later.
#18: You have to know yourself: the difference between doing your best & fussing. Story is testing, not refining.
#19: Coincidences to get characters into trouble are great; coincidences to get them out of it are cheating.
#20: Exercise: take the building blocks of a movie you dislike. How d'you rearrange them into what you DO like?
#21: You gotta identify with your situation/characters, canāt just write ācoolā. What would make YOU act that way?
#22: Whatās the essence of your story? Most economical telling of it? If you know that, you can build out from there.
You can find more stuff I talk about on twitter as @lawnrocket - film and storytelling mostly. I try to keep the what-I-ate-for-lunch posts to a minimum.
A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.
of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expectedĀ
A stray dog in Bolivia joined a monastery and became a monk. The resident monks of St. Francis Monastery, named for the patron saint of animals, decided to adopt a dog they call āFriar Bigotónā from the Cold Nose Project, which hopes the dogās story will now inspire more monasteries to take in homeless pets. Source Source 2 Source 3
@sskullsandb0nes
AKJSDFKLSD THEY MADE HIM A MONK
Bigotón means giant mustache in Spanish FYI
Really though heās friar pup to me
Classic Hollywood Bloopers
And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:
These are WONDERFUL
Two more of my favorites:
These are great..made me smilešš
The fact these exist are truly amazing.
In the olden days, if footage was not used in a film, it was either destroyed or erased so they could reuse the reel, because it was cheaper than storing unused film.
Google the BBCās lost archives to find out more.
Is anyone ever going to talk about the fact that George Washington is naked on the US quarter coin?
Look at his clearly defined neck and collarbone. Heās shirtless. Compare to Thomas Jefferson on the US nickel:
or Abraham Lincoln on the penny:
Franklin D Roosevelt on the dime cuts off at his neck, so itās entirely possible that heās wearing a shirt but itās just not showing.
Why did the person who designed the quarter choose to leave him shirtless??? Why would they make the decision to leave his neck and collarbone exposed???? What new conspiracy is behind this wh
george washington wore nothing but a thong his entire presidency and no one has uncovered the truth Untill Now
it was never mentioned in the books because it wasnāt important to americaās journey
Ohā¦ā¦..my god
Ninja cat runs the gauntlet. [video]
seth: i wanna be a white walker for my entrance
miz: i wanna be wrestling naruto for my entrance
finn: i want the gays. all of them
āTHROW A POTATOā
okay.
Chase Owens does someoneās move on them and is subsequently owned by that move, Volume II
Chase attempts a Paradise Lock on SANADA. How hard can it be?
Harder than it looks, I guess. But thereās an expert on hand! Chase consults the master.
Milano-san briefly refuses, then relents and gives into the crowdās demand, demonstrating the move heās known for to a determined Chase.
Okay, letās try this again.
He still canāt figure it out. Milano? Not impressed. Liger-san also not impressed.
Chase takes a moment to contemplate what led him to this place. How has he failed so thoroughly? Is Milano-san going to have him blacklisted from the hip clubs in Tokyo?Ā
Chaseās mourning period gives SANADA a chance to strike, and at the end of his assault, he does what he does best:
Oh, hey, Milano-san. What do you think of this expertly done Paradise Lock?
ITāS MAGNIFICENT
Vince Staples On The Time He Tried To Infiltrate The Kardashians To 'Save' Kanye West
Vince Staples is known for social media antics like starting a GoFundMe to get people to pay him to leave rap, but he outdid himself this time.
In the midst of the controversy over Kanyeās recent tweets, Staples tweeted, āLast summer I tried to get Ye back for the set but it was just too white in there.ā We reached out to him for clarity, and he told us he was faking a relationship with Kendall Jenner to āinfiltrate the family on some Rob Mazur shit.ā He then told us about the āSaturday Spirit dinnerā he was invited to:
āFirst of all, I knew wasnāt nothinā flavorful gonna be cooked at something called āSaturday Spirit,ā but I was really focused on gettinā this done for the set. Niggas donāt even realize Kanye ghetto gospel. I done played the beginning of āDark Fantasyā at truce meetings and made real killers hug. Niggas be thinkinā bout they mamas. So when I hear gospel shit like āFather Stretch My Handsā and realize itās coming from a Black Trump supporter with blonde hair, itās hella weird. I guess it makes sense but anywayā¦
I go in there, hug Kendall, say hi to the family. Kylie called me every other rapper that night. I think she know too many cause I never heard of none of these niggas. She took like 8 snaps with me cause she kept calling me the wrong rapper. Eventually, I finally get Kanye away from the rest of them and Iām about to start workinā on him. But I canāt just say ānigga you from Chicago tighten up.ā I gotta butter it up.
READ MORE:Ā http://priceless-press.com/vince-staples-kardashians-kanye-west/
Oh my God
Eventually, I finally get Kanye away from the rest of them and Iām about to start workinā on him. But I canāt just say ān**** you from Chicago tighten up.ā I gotta butter it up. So I tell him Iām working on a concept EP about if the Panthers were here today. So Iām trying to talk about some Huey P. Newton speeches but Kanye just keeps sayin āyeah yeah yeahā in that white man voice. Like itās justā¦under while Iām talkin,ā āyeah yeah yeah.ā I guess thatās what he say now when heās into something. But it just got in my head. I just started picturing Huey P sayinā āyeah yeah yeahā onstage and I couldnāt focus. I started talkinā to him about his daughterās shoes but that somehow turned into a conversation about what would happen if Machiavelli owned Facebook.
āSo we go to the dining room for dinner. I volunteer to say grace. I started but theyāre like ā wait ā we have to get the cameras ready. So they get their phones out, all the women start angling for the right picture on their phonesā¦the food gettingā cold. Rob come downstairs, get a plate then take it back upstairs. They finally get their angles. Then Kim say ā1,2,3, playā and just say āthatās exactly what I mean!ā and laughs. Then the whole family just starts laughing with her and they act like they were talking all along. It was hella quiet just 30 seconds ago. Iām like oh, sh*t they really faked a whole family conversation for the camera! They took one bite of the food, turned the cameras off and left the dining room.
I was like gotta go cuz. It aināt nothinā real goin on in there. I was hungry but then I really got scared of the food. I started thinking about that picture of James Harden with Khloe like what is in them mashed potatoes? I snuck out, took an Uber down to Roscoeās and tried to forget about it. Just pray for Ye, cuz.ā
Iām really bout to have an attack
āRob come downstairs, get a plate then take it back upstairs.ā
šššššššš Iām done
Someone do a movie based off this story!
i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. hereās my own.Ā
THIS COMPILATION IS ART