Big Boss is dead

[shining-latios]

person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

[phantomgaylord]

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[willmill18]

Tumblr in 2012:

Tumblr in 2022:

[mjalti]

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

[humancoffeegrounds]

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post 

[mjalti]

bold of you to presume I can die

[crystalquintessential]

Pretty sure they actually answer this in the bible and the answer is yes. The whole ‘Lucifer and the lesser angels want have free will’ part has the ‘angels also wanting to be gendered so they can be with humans’ part in it.

[aviculor]

god was kinkshaming satan

[dont-at-m3]

God got a virgin pregnant without consent, he can mind his business

[seaflying-fliptuna]

She did consent tho, like, that’s a whole thing, I’ve been in masses where the main focus was Mary’s Yes. It didn’t happen without warning, an angel was literally like “hey my pal up there is thinking u should birth his humansona” and she was like “that’d be an honor”

[mjalti]

I didn’t claw my way out of hell just to be sent back there by reading the word Humansona,

[hipstercanada]

happy 4th bday to the one of the best gifts the gurren lagann fandom has given the internet

[patchoulism]

Almost missed the 11th birthday of the best gift TTGL and livejournal has given us.

[blueboyoutside]

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Can we talk about how that was the perfect cross-cultural example? I was like "oh this sounds so pleasant, how is it-" then Pumped Up Kicks came on and i was like "oh. Oh yeah okay."

[mortalityplays]

underappreciated aspect of goncharov is its utility as a descriptor for any still-parseable fandom content whose source material you're completely unfamiliar with. you know what I'm talking about. meme about characters you've never heard of from a show you've never seen, but you're still nodding like you're so right op they would totally say that. art that goes hard but might as well be a portrait of someone's dentist for all you know. your blorbos twice removed. it's all goncharov, to me.

[quousque]

“This is goncharov to me” = “I don’t know any of these people”

[bowditch]

my husband isn't on tumblr but he saw this post and made this for me

[mousenemy]

At least they got the autopilot working correctly

[wagahai-da]

[sioltach]

[dyscomancer]

war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all

[hyperborean-ice-fairy]

hideo kojima

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t care how rich i get i will never stop shoplifting small items from big stores because it’s funny

[cheaphalloweencostume]

omw to bring it up to 5%

[orteil42]

i think what goncharov is forcing us to face is the existence of a previously underexplored art form no less valid than sculpture or music: mass-scale collective hallucination

[slimetony]

One thing I hate about chicago is that they make you smoke weed out of an old wooden shoe at house parties. The kind a gnome would wear

[coughloop]

ive been having a recurring dream about a Seinfeld episode where Jerry and George are arguing about who lost the bong they were sharing with like timeshare rules and they spend the whole retracing their steps trying to figure out where hte bong went and we dont see kramer the whole episode until the very end when they go into apartment and hes just in there smoking their bong theyve been looking for and its the fucking bong of grief from that one post

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

I TRIED MAKING A NEW DITTY AND THE ENDING BECAME UNINTENTIONALLY THREATENING AND SCARY

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

hey jay what the actual fuck

[welcometoyouredoom]

[kingscrown666]

I need everybody who is unfamiliar with this show to know that these are the actual lines they said

[tevruden]

I love how so many people in the tags are going “…unfamiliar with The Simpsons?” like it doesn’t have 34 years worth of episodes to be familiar with.