My girlfriend and I, discussing The Locked Tomb, as is our wont
Me, stroking her hair and singing softly,
If I only could... I'd make a meal of God...
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My girlfriend and I, discussing The Locked Tomb, as is our wont
Me, stroking her hair and singing softly,
If I only could... I'd make a meal of God...
I'll have y'all know that my favorite figure skater's parents told her that to get a dog she'd have to do well at the Olympics and she went and won the frickin Olympics when she was 15💀
Her: I want a dog
Her mom and dad: Yeah sweetie, do well at the Olympics and we'll see
Alina Zagitova: Ok
DID SHE GET THAT WELL DESERVED DOG SHE WANTED
Idk if her parents got her one, but the fucking president of Japan gave one to her when he found out that she wanted one
This teen to her parents every single day: ‘Bye, I’m off to walk my presidentially ordained victory dog!
reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
please i am begging you to reblog
Election night altar. Deities, spirits, heroines that are meaningful to me and and feel relevant to the current moment tonight--and a bit of a self-insert avatar to focus them all ;) Hoping, casting, praying, manifesting, however you choose to characterize it. Mostly just giving myself a task to distract from hyperfixated on the news coverage. Trying to find a moment of calm is all we do at this point.
Have another fake preview…
You guys are just encouraging me with these notes. 👀
I promised Twitter that if my tweet about this gets 300 retweets I’ll post another fake page. 👀
So, for anyone who remembers this old comic that started it all…
I’ve made a GAME inspired by it!
🖤My free-to-play visual novel, “Phantom of the Black Rose Revue,” is now available!🖤
This nostalgic yuri game features 19 animated CGs, 13 original music tracks, and an introduction to the world, mysteries, and love interests of the Revue! 🖤
Signal boosts greatly appreciated, especially as this game is entered in the Spooktober Game Jam!
Oh HELL yeah!!!
one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you
if I ever DJed again, I would play that one Peaches song, you know, the only one that's actually danceable that goes
fuck the pain away fuck the pain away fuck the pain away
WORRIES FOR ANOTHER DAY LET THE MUSIC PLAY DOWN IN FRAGGLE ROCK
.... then I'd play Bill Wurtz - i just did a bad thing because I am aware of the state of my immortal soul
Salt gobs!!! I love their rumpus and mayhem 💚
Whaaaatt? Aw man I wish I could go back in time and see this!!!
TIL: In the 1981 original Broadway cast of Amadeus, Tim Curry played Mozart to Ian McKellen’s Salieri. Both were nominated for the best actor Tony—McKellen won.
The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny
The fact that it has being doing that for 108 slutty years proves on its own that it’s art.
Every artist wishes they could make something with even half as much lasting power as this one urinal.
Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down
Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.
“How to Respond to Criticism” by Danny M. Lavery for The Toast
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I MAKED DIS!!!
I finally made my first yarn wig after 10+ years of crocheting my cosplays...
Item: crocheted wig (with yarn storage compartment)
Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!
So, I opened up Facebook on my phone, and--
How. How in the fuck has it been ten years since that cursed weekend.
Happy 10 years in the ball pit