Literal Garbage Can

Amanda/25/Actually an Elf/Happily Married/Obey Me and Mephistopheles Brain Rot/COMMISSIONS OPEN!!

[moinstar]

[erabu-san]

wow imagine being gay for a 2D character pft hahaha not me at all hahahahzehzaaaraz 

[3vocatio]

SATAN REALLY THINKS MEPHISTO IS DEPRESSED AS HELL IM CRIHYNRFJ

mephi: exists satan: i know you. mephi: literally what are you talking about satan: kin...ur my kin... mephi: someone's a little too mentally ill tbh

[pon-ee]

I only know one thing about Mephistopheles. He likes horses.

[putridsirius]

MC: when i first met you, I thought you were weird... and annoying.

Mephistopheles: And...?

MC: And you are.

[joeyclaire]

every show about teenagers should have an on site consultant aged 14-18 who looks over the script and says we would not fucking say that

[forgwater]

twst boys wedding photos part 3

[cupids-chamber]

Yuu: So what was your childhood like? Riddle: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at level 4 relationship to unlock?

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Well, what level am I at?

Riddle: 10. So it all started-

[appll-chuu]

I can't draw hands ☹️☹️🫶

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[slimetony]

I am on vacation in the nightmare realm

[slimetony]

[whosoru]

[sosuperawesome]

Sealife Planters // Infinite Love Creative

[thyrell]

asian grass lizards are so silly

[thyrell]

what do you need all that for 🤨

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[spaghettinatural]

As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh

[forepop]

my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.

me: i would just give it to you.

my dad:

[androfembot]

in elementary school we had. basically an immersive economics lesson that was "playing City," with different jobs and businesses; it was mostly semi-free time for socializing and selling/buying toys and snacks from each other. one of the lessons we were supposed to learn was the importance of paying a small amount of money into health and/or business insurance, because you had a chance of being hit with the Daily Disaster and a huge bill.

anyway, some kid who didn't buy insurance got hit with a "medical bill" early on, so he was supposed to be bankrupt and have to sit the rest of the game out. the 8 year olds were not having it and spontaneously invented crowdfunding so he could keep playing with everyone else.

kids who don't 'get it' are right, actually

[hauntedzone]

honestly artists will say "i cant draw men" and all their art of women will have 2 inch waists giant boobs, wide hips but also a thigh gap, twig arms and neck, huuge eyes and theyre noseless. girl you cant draw women either

[hauntedzone]

artists when presented with the concept of drawing a woc/fat woman: oh i uh... my . my artstyle umm its not my unmf hr rhksd rg uh ... i have to go.

[dankxsinatra]

[gotinterest]

We need to be making PSAs and infographics to explain bisexuality to as many men as possible. We need to get the word out there my GOD we need to get the word out. There need to be info booths set up at sporting events. Pamphlets passed out on the street.