[jcksonmaine-archive-deactivated]

[dovewithscales]

Every part of this joke is older than most of the people on this website.

[xakudama-deactivated20220405]

How was your day?

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I’m lost

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[kaijuno]

Wait this is funny

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[ryebreadgf]

munchausen syndrome is what hansel and gretel had

[ryebreadgf]

[hyumjim]

[hyumjim]

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[officialunitedstates]

the difference between homeschoolers and publicschoolers

publicschoolers: ready for this text post, not fearful at all

homeschoolers: already worried for the possibility of an upcoming roast

[memeclassheroes]

[badviolets]

redemption arcs are kinda cringe if you think about it. oh youre powerful and evil and now… want to be a bummer and sad about it? lol what are you catholic

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

You into breeding?

No! Always adopt from a shelter! 🐶🐱🐹🐰

[pissvortex]

[kermiekermie]

[gglilyallin-deactivated20250618]

accidentally activated my ok google somehow while I was throwing socks at the ferret to get her to attack them

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[randomslasher]

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

[thyrell]

bro i am just fucking here

[evilscientist3]

me when im at a location

[fridayiminlovemp3]

god gives his cringest interests to his sexiest soldiers