Just a reminder that this video exists and is the best thing ever
[video description: a selfie-style video of Matt Mercer, a white man with brown hair falling almost to his shoulders, on some kind of beach with hills in the distance. He has makeup on to look like dark veins and black contacts. He speaks slowly and intensely, with an affected British??? accent into the camera, rolling his r’s every now and then: “I…like…big butts and I cannot lie. You…you other brothers cannot deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get…sprung.”]















