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would you still love me if i was a rock spider crab alien NSFT/MDNI

[grockypilled]

hi welcome to grockypilled (semi-hiatus until august)

this is my secret sideblog where we fuck rocks. NSFT. ADULTS ONLY, MDNI.

i love grocky Obviously but also grockdrian, bloodymary, all of the above, etc

(i have not seen iron lung yet so ill be reserving most of my bloodymary obsession for after i do)

send me asks now now now now now (rules under cut)

as far as sfw stuff almost anything goes, be it angst, fluff, etc

as far as nsfw here's my hard no's:

incest/underage/zoo

scat/waste, vomiting

ill probably think of more

my depends on the mood...s:

piss

honestly thats it i think

and a few of my yeses:

power dynamics, dom/sub, etc

teasing, bullying, degredation

ovipostion

cnc, dubcon

premature ejaculation

basically im already feasting in the grocky tag on ao3 but there can always be MORE CAKES

[bazpire]

Grocky predator/prey play idea

So, the idea that humans are persistence predators while eridians are ambush predators is a horse beaten to death, right? Well, it's still twitching, so I'll beat it just a bit more.

While Grace could, very well, just follow Rocky until his little rock friend is too exhausted to continue to the point he just collapses, and that is a very tempting idea, there's something else he wants to try.

Traps.

He doesn't tell Rocky what the chains are for, or why it almost resembles a bag, but Rocky trusts Grace implicitly, so when Grace reassures him he will like the use he makes of the chain, Rocky makes it for him.

And oh, how perfect he made it.

Grace still had to chase Rocky, of course. Just enough time that the eridian had gotten... sloppy. Overlooking details like xenonite Just barely sticking out of the sand inside a cave Adrian was oh-so-kind to add to the biodome.

And now, he was trapped. Inside the xenonite net with all five of his legs dangling down between the gaps in the chain, leaving him exposed and vulnerable.

Grace took his time walking up to Rocky, humming his eridian name in a low tone that he knew drove his mate insane, circling like a proper predator.

"You know," he started, taking off his glasses to put one of the temple tips between his teeth as his eyes roamed over Rocky's trapped body with hunger and lust, two emotions so close in that moment they could've been just one. "Remember when I told you you kind of resembled a crab?"

Rocky didn't reply. Grace didn't need him to.

"Well, there's something I didn't tell you about that," he produced something from the corner of the cave, buried beneath the sand. It was a piece of xenonite, rectangular and thin, but also unbelievably sturdy. Almost like a paddle. Resembling a ruler. "Humans eat crab."

*tap tap tap* went the xenonite, smacking ever so gently on Rocky's ventral seam. Rocky, meanwhile, wasn't speaking at all, simply making nonsensical, high-pitched sounds that sometimes dipped out of Grace's range of hearing.

"You wanna know how we do it?"

No reply. This time, Grace wanted one.

*SMACK.*

"Answer, Rocky."

The sound that escaped the eridian was so loud it almost made Grace wince, but he didn't, simply managing a soft smile as Rocky babbled a sloppy "y-yeeeesssss..."

"Good," the human hummed, returning to those rhythmic taps that Rocky seemed to relish so much. "We crack them open and eat the soft, wet flesh inside."

Rocky stiffened. The words left Grace's mouth with a gentleness that did not match the meaning of his sentence and the eridian almost wanted to ask him to repeat himself, to confirm that he hadn't interpreted right such a disgusting practice. That he wasn't being compared to a creature that would be subjected to such a horrible fate.

But his ventral seam was cracking open.

"Oh, you like that, huh?" Grace stated, his voice a mix of smugness and awe as he nudged the tip of the xenonite just barely into the hole, leaning back to get a better look at Rocky's shameful display. "Disgusting. I'm telling you what we do to creatures like you on earth and you're getting turned on over it. Maybe you'd like that. Would you, Rocky? Would you like me to crack you open and eat you whole? Get alllll the soft flesh inside you in my mouth and find out how you taste? Is that it?"

With every word, Grace allowed the xenonite paddle to sink little by little inside Rocky, the rectangular form too thin to properly stimulate his pleasure spots. It was torture. It was ecstasy. He was more disgusted and scared and turned on than ever, and the vibrating of his body, the dripping of Mercury, and the cut-off, tuneless sounds escaping him left all that out in the open.

[spohkh]

like ur out of ur mind if u think he didnt fuck that rock. at least once. even if you dont think its a romantic thing between them (which it is) you really think you can put two of the most curious beings in the literal entire universe together in an enclosed space for 4 years and theyre not gonna get a little handsy? dont make me mad.

[kobrafangs]

rocky is perfect mate, question?

[chernozemm]

Grace Rocky save stars. Grace Rocky explore each other's bodies for science.

[chromaticrainarts]

Pulse points

[gaysalads]

i'm back at it again from the pervert grocky mines (tear down my reason, 2.1k, explicit)

[beescream]

rocky makes one of these out of xenonite and grace is so touchstarved that when rocky uses it on him he whines and moans and squirms uncontrollably. he feels like a pervert and tries to apologise but Rocky is like ha wow! i bet i can make you orgasm like this. lets go, science time :)

[gaysalads]

🫵 you want to read about pervert rocky right now (new word: sadism, 1.8k words, explicit)

[monsterritory]

𝄞 𝅘𝅥 𝅘𝅥𝅮 "Humans psychology flaw design: many stress without rest, won't rest when many stress. Bad bad bad. Endless cycle. Rocky fix." 𝅘𝅥 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝄻

[grockypilled]

time for my grockdrian werewolf au also known as the

~Awoo AU~

these are my werewolf adrian and rocky designs which also have a bonus of being human au designs as well i guess.

notes:

adrian is the alpha of their pack, rocky was the runt of his litter but survived through sheer cunning and brilliance. he now enjoys Alpha's Mate privilege (adrian will beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt him)

rocky was not originally gonna be bald but he looked so epic before i even drew any hair that i was like. fuck yeah

you KNOW rocky would go erm actually

grace is here too i just didn't draw him. he's just a regular human and he's a very skeptical know-it-all scientist who Knows that monsters and stuff Don't Exist. thank you to that one anon i reblogged for that idea i love it.

rocky and adrian saw grace across the bar and liked his vibe. now theyre all A Thing and the rest of the pack is placing bets on grace finding out about The Werewolf Thing.

for some reason im mentally basing the werewolves in this au on like. sims 4 werewolves. so we get like a low-stakes slice of life au i guess

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[windaviding]

why does rocky look like the URETHRA! memoji

[grockypilled]

that was on purpose >:)

[grockypilled]

i might be less active this month and the next while i prepare for and then participate in art fight... should i like do an Official (Semi)Hiatus or is it just like chill

[stiffyck]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[grockypilled]

Werewolf things Grace notices about Adrian and Rocky but have chocked up to being something else that’s normal?

oh hell yes okay let's list em out

both disappearing every full moon: this one they actually just fed him a lie about. the full moon holds Special Significance in their relationship and they spend the whole night together one-on-one. Understandable Really! they did say he might be able to join them someday, but they're both pretty cagey about it 🤔

the "pack": well, who is he to judge their weird club, as long as no one gets hurt?

randomly excusing themselves and hurriedly leaving at weird times (random/emotional transformations): maybe they both have really bad IBS?

wolflike behavior (growling, being territorial, etc): he knows what a furry is, he's not concerned.

wolflike features (sharp canines, general hairiness): some people just have that! he's not judging! in fact he thinks it's attractive!

yeah he's got a big storm comin' :)

[grockypilled]

time for my grockdrian werewolf au also known as the

~Awoo AU~

these are my werewolf adrian and rocky designs which also have a bonus of being human au designs as well i guess.

notes:

adrian is the alpha of their pack, rocky was the runt of his litter but survived through sheer cunning and brilliance. he now enjoys Alpha's Mate privilege (adrian will beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt him)

rocky was not originally gonna be bald but he looked so epic before i even drew any hair that i was like. fuck yeah

you KNOW rocky would go erm actually

grace is here too i just didn't draw him. he's just a regular human and he's a very skeptical know-it-all scientist who Knows that monsters and stuff Don't Exist. thank you to that one anon i reblogged for that idea i love it.

rocky and adrian saw grace across the bar and liked his vibe. now theyre all A Thing and the rest of the pack is placing bets on grace finding out about The Werewolf Thing.

for some reason im mentally basing the werewolves in this au on like. sims 4 werewolves. so we get like a low-stakes slice of life au i guess

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[grockypilled]

oh thats such a concept actually what if i hit grocky/grockdrian with the werewolf stick. i see your human!rocky AUs and raise you: awoo

[grockypilled]

OKAY ACTUALLY YEAH LIKE FUCK YEAH.

adrian as the huge sexy leader of the pack and their mate. rocky. who was the runt of his litter but is a genius and also adrian likes him so you better NOT be mean to him

and their favorite human who still doesnt know about the werewolf thing. which is funny as fuck and the whole pack is placing bets both on when he's gonna figure it out and how hes gonna react

[grockypilled]

im drawing this btw stay tuned

[glowbeam]

rocky somehow finds video of the denmark conference where grace called his colleague a "staggering waste of carbon" and goes to show grace. who of course gets very embarrassed and apologizes that rocky had to see that. rocky gets very quiet for a minute before responding.

"can. can grace talk to rocky like that question."