welcome to my den

fuck ugh uh fuck I forgot they them 25

[serialnumber002]

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

[serialnumber002]

put those thigns away

[5149eszter]

[oreganoid]

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

[blackleatherjesster]

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

[blackleatherjesster]

Because of how bad the post is

[johnbottoms]

i literally wanna get better . does anybody else feel that way or is it just me and the bleachers

[homunculus-argument]

War. Whores. Fish. Fear.

Long ago, the four mongers lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the warmongers attacked.

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[certified-silly-guy]

LOCK IN LOCK IN LOCK IN.

[this-is-trans-joy]

everyone loves to hate terfs until they realise that it actually entails rejecting bioessentialism entirely and then suddenly you’re “taking things too seriously” and you “don’t have a sense of humour” like i’m sorry but saying protect the dolls doesn’t make you immune to terfism it has seeped into every corner of mainstream feminism and unless you’re actively searching it out and checking your own biases you will always be at risk of sharing a space with terfs

[this-is-trans-joy]

“Only women can—” nope. “But all men—” nah. “The divine femininity of—” gonna stop you right there. “Everyone born ama—” if you finish that sentence I’ll kill you. “Men don’t experience—” you’re wrong. “Gender isn’t real but sex is imm—” *loud incorrect buzzer*

It also goes without saying that bioessentialism inherently can’t be trans inclusive no matter how hard you try. “All men including trans men—” probably not. “This is only a woman’s issue—” is it really? “Afabs only—” why? “All trans men are like—” what? what are they like? finish the sentence i dare you.

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[pansyfemme]

it is funny how eggs can very easily be the best or worst meal ever

[pansyfemme]

bad, dry but also somehow wet eggs= day ruined. week ruined. crying throwing up

perfectly cooked egg with runny yolk to dip toast into= god’s gift to the world

[tragicburnout]

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[pankendev]

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

january was five months, february was normal, march was about three weeks, and april so far has been about twenty minutes.

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[my-dailydreams]