[universeofmemes]

[tikkety-tok]

For the love of God, Unmute

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for me, mental illness is like being on constant “low battery.” or having a really old batter that doesn’t work reliably. i have to plan around it, which means thinking about

when to spend time charging

how to conserve my energy so that i don’t run down before recharging

how to compensate for the fact my battery runs down unpredictably 

and that sometimes my brain recharges really slowly for no reason

anyway i am surrounded by people with new smartphones models and meanwhile i’m running off of a 2007 ipod touch battery

[squeeb100]

this entered my head and i felt it deep in my soul

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[mmysbathotw]

Wizard + Cleric

Cast wall of force as a dome around your enemies. Then cast insect plague inside the dome. Congrats you made a snow globe full of bees.

[frollosuggestions]

a little joke (CATHOLICS ONLY)

(DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A CATHOLIC) 

(PROTESTANTS NOT ALLOWED) 

(AGAIN, CATHOLIC EYES ONLY, FINAL WARNING)

Communion wafers? more like POPE’d corn! hahaha! 

[ardate]

*atheistely reblogs this*

[frollosuggestions]

YOU WILL PAY, HERETIC! 

[dacuslucy]

so i’ve seen this around a lot and i always felt like the version i listened to just. didn’t have everything? sO! i edited together my three favourite versions of the tik tok sea shanty! enjoy!!

(listen with headphones if possible!)

(yes i know the ending is bad oKaY-)

[dooflizard]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[thatqueerchoirkid]

THIS GAVE ME CHILLSSSSSSSSSS IM SUCH A MSUIC NERDDD HAAAFSDJKNMGSKDJKNMSDGHJKNGGSD I LOVE ITTTTTTTTT ITS SO GOOOOD DGNKMSJKNFSDJHSDG

[petramcbiteybite]

WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO GOOD??????? I LOVE THIS???????

[toroimage]

Holy shit I only saw one version of this and oh my god I love this so much!!

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

This may have started with a group called “The Longest Johns,” a sea shanty quartet in England. In the summer of 2019, they went onto Twitch and joined a pirate-themed mmorpg, and just casually asked, while making introductions: “Do you mind if I sing you a song?” And they just sang while firing the cannons…

Since then, Twitch and livestreams are how they’ve been promoting their work and concerts. (Not everything from the 21st century is badness)

Video proof of that first encounter:

And to hiss the old year out and sing the new year in, at the end of last month, they made a mass community choir project with their fans: “Leave her, Johnny” :

If you don’t have a lump in your throat by the end, you might not have a heart, either (this one is properly closed captioned):

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[official-cisphobe]

Diogenes also attended many of Plato’s lessons, not because he was interested or even to debate him but he would bring food with him and purposefully eat obnoxiously loud

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

this is only slightly related to this discussion, but this reminded me of my new passion in life of imagining tumblr discourse as heated arguments between philosophers in ancient greece

[groovy-samurai]

I FINALLY SEE SIGMA DANCE AND I'M OBSESSED

[groovy-samurai]

S o, power is out in Cape Town and decided to do a study and what better subject than subject Sigma himself

[groovy-samurai]

With the lovely help of my dearest friends, I got play so we can see the highlight intro in all its glory 

[groovy-samurai]

GUYS THE SPRAY IS SO CUTE AND THE VICTORY POSE HE SCRATCHES HIS FOOT ON HIS LEG AND DOES A LITTLE BUTT WIGGLE IM CANT BREATHE

[groovy-samurai]

Archives just went live and I already have all the Sigma unlockables, have a good day, I'm gonna go fangirl

[groovy-samurai]

My late night Sigma sketchies

[groovy-samurai]

O H i have a draw. Here it is. @iinzomniac 's demon hunter, Iralon aka. babey

[themaydecemberist]

💫

[groovy-samurai]

[sill-scientist-69]

Was I dreaming or did Sigma have a spray of him as a kid? it was the cutest thing ever and I cant find it in-game now? 

I remember one of Lucio as well but i can’t find it??? anywhere??

 i loved that spray so much. was it just fanart that i fever dreamed into a game? 

[groovy-samurai]

You mean this one?