Time is a Construct

Lvl 29 Gnome ~ I like lots of things and this is where I share some things I like.

[draizetrain]

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

[drafthearse]

sex isn’t real it’s something they made up to sell nine inch nails records.

[cosmonautroger]

[esthermika]

very polite. 10/10

[pride-knightess]

One incredibly good girl

[abz-j-harding]

this crab has better table manners than some of the people I served when I was a waitress at the pub.

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[creacher-art]

This distinguished gentlebeast appears to be a Smooth-handed Ghost Crab (Ocypode cordimana)!

They are members of the Ghost and Fiddler crab family Ocypodidae, and have a highly varied diet of plant/algal matter, other invertebrates, vertebrates, eggs, and carrion. They’re opportunistic and will try to get anything they can eat!

This species is also widely distributed across the Pacific and Indian oceans, where they can be found most active at night on beaches. Like other ghost and fiddler crabs, they typically stay hidden in their burrows during the day to avoid predators.

Grapes, as shown here, make for a delightful treat for captive Ocypodes; however, it should only be a treat and part of a balanced and varied diet including fish pellets, shellfish (such as clams), and veggies.

Photo by Thomas Mesaglio (iNaturalist)

[ImageID: A small tan-and-beige ghost crab of the species Ocypode cordimana sitting on a sandy beach during evening hours. It has two large white claws with its right claw being slightly larger than the left. It has two black-colored eyes on eyestalks and a slightly pale pink-colored mouthparts called mandibles, maxillae, and maxilipeds. /. end ID]

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[loish]

It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊

[prinnay]

[Spectra Knight]

[the-real-seebs]

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone linked me this

beautiful poster, and I’m

just really impressed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[dramatic-dolphin]

and if i said nolan's odyssey starring no greek actors and with no recognizable aspects of greek culture or involvement by greeks, is the direct legacy of white supremacist colonialism that treated ancient greece as not just the pinnacle of ancient culture, but of an artificially created "european" culture, which white western europeans and their settler descendants, as the new pinnacle of culture, were the sole spiritual inheritors of.

[hiveswap]

^^^ PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE. There's a metro station across the street from the colosseum where i found a hair in my pizza slice. We drove by ruins of an amphitheater next to a motorway in greece once. It's literally just real places where real people live and have lived. It's not mythical perfect lands that once existed. I went to Itacha in 2023 and there was not enough parking space.

[darkspaceboytoy]

The thing you have to remember when you’re arguing with me is that I’m almost always eating delicious meals. So not only are you arguing with a beautiful woman, she’s eating scrumptious food while you aren’t. Bad position.

[hellenhighwater]

Ohh I just had a good thought.

I love when I can combine projects for more powerful presentation. Prometheus X The Last Sequoia!

More to follow.

[hellenhighwater]

Wait wait wait wait

[mr-viwick]

a bunch of freds

[spicymochi]

your month, your mini bird wearing a hat!

[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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( -3-) (-Ɛ- )

Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Take a Gulpin. Now double it. That's the essence of Two Gulpin Tuesday.

[kbsd-moved]

if i were showrunner i would have simply licensed ABBA

[milfgeto]

I’ve never seen a single episode of supernatural. Is this the ship everyone has been waiting to become canon? Because I get why

[oddfuchsia]

i sometimes forget that if u haven’t seen spn u would have absolutely no idea that misha collins had to put on this ridiculous fucking voice for 12 years

[matineaux-deactivated20260222]

kind of weird how parts of your soul are left in various locations without any warning… like yes i’m always at the top of that hill, sitting at the bus stop, in the cool light of the Japanese restaurant, standing at the pier etc etc

[hi-im-ryn]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly