real life evil person

el | 23 | she/her

[celestial-fang]

Being a bisexual emperor must be the most stressful shit in the world. You go to the inner palace and all your wives are scheming. You go to the outer court and all the male concubines that you promoted to viziers through nepotism are fighting. Your wife just poisoned your favorite twink eunuch. There’s no peace

[kathrenax]

together we're almost a landscape

[eightbitpale]

Padmé and Sabé

Vestigial | /vɛˈstɪdʒɪəl,vɛˈstɪdʒ(ə)l/

(Of a limb or organ) that which has become functionless in the course of evolution.

[oddfuchsia]

forever cracking tf up about all the non-jaime/cersei lannisters acting like the twincest is soo crazy. like. tyrion's psychosexual obsession with cersei, tywin sleeping with with shae, tywin and his fathers mistress, kevan orchestrating the walk of punishment... baby that's one of the cornerstones of your house!

[oddfuchsia]

Like two years after I posted this realising I forgot Cersei + lancel and joffrey possibly probably molesting tommen. Cycle of abuse lannicest you will always be famous to me

[oddfuchsia]

Ngl when we got the summerhall mention I felt like somebody had hit me on the back of the head. my face did that thing where the camera moves further away at the same time as zooming in

[oddfuchsia]

actual footage of me realising there’s absolutely nothing to fucking smile about in this show

[oddfuchsia]

Ngl when we got the summerhall mention I felt like somebody had hit me on the back of the head. my face did that thing where the camera moves further away at the same time as zooming in

[jeyneofpoole]

the first line of theon’s first ever chapter is “there was no safe anchorage at pyke.”

[asterrisms]

if you think about it maybe in having nothing to do with him at all the comet actually had everything to do with theon ... 💯

[jeyneofpoole]

[mercerfreysdesk]

I fucking love the Reach like sure. Here's House Fossoway. They live in Cider Hall and exclusively talk in apple metaphors and puns. They're essentially Applejack's family from My Little Pony

[sunstiana]

What Remains…

[petr1kov]

truly love how the hedge knight ends with dunk calling all of prince maekar's sons freaks and that egg should get out of there while he's still young and has a chance of being normal. and maekar is just like 'well. i can't argue with that lol' and lets this absolute random dude try his hand at raising his son

[oddfuchsia]

I will say dunk most doomed kingsguard ever. just fucked from the start. one day as a true knight and he has to battle three kingsguard members forced into a trial of the seven against their will to defend an abusive monster where they are forbidden by their vows from fighting back against their strongest opponent. good luck booking that true knight of the kingsguard you speak of

[oddfuchsia]

Dunk and egg episode 1 bingo but it’s not a bingo it’s just a list

Dunk horsegirl

Fossoway apple shenanigans

Wig

Comment on dunks tallness x4

Han Solo style naming scene

Brienneism

Dunk gets poorshamed x5

Actor playing random peasant does way too much

Accents x6

I think the episode is pretty fun and then go on the internet and find out that they’ve put out a hit on ira parker

[oddfuchsia]

I also uhhhhh idk I feel conflicted because I do think grrm is obviously entitled to his feelings about hotd and adaptation and whatever. And if I were in his position maybe I would feel the same way. But I also think if you want to retain blanket creative control over a property you maybe shouldn’t uhhhh idk sell the rights to that property. Like I think fundamentally having his books adapted is not good for grrm. It seems to make him angry and unhappy. He is clearly aggressively protective over his work and there’s nothing inherently wrong with that but unfortunately you can’t have it both ways. Continuously publicly shit talking your former creative partner for bastardising your work is catty and distasteful and lame. It’s even more embarrassing when you keep getting involved in spinoffs and raking in money and then giving interviews where you make bitchy comments about those shows.

[oddfuchsia]

I will add however that obviously people harassing grrm about his age and writing speed etc are colossal freaks. As are people who think they’re entitled to more books or shows or whatever. But I do think that two things can be true at the same time and it is not mutually exclusive for people to treat george atrociously and for his own behaviour around his work to be self destructive

[oddfuchsia]

I also uhhhhh idk I feel conflicted because I do think grrm is obviously entitled to his feelings about hotd and adaptation and whatever. And if I were in his position maybe I would feel the same way. But I also think if you want to retain blanket creative control over a property you maybe shouldn’t uhhhh idk sell the rights to that property. Like I think fundamentally having his books adapted is not good for grrm. It seems to make him angry and unhappy. He is clearly aggressively protective over his work and there’s nothing inherently wrong with that but unfortunately you can’t have it both ways. Continuously publicly shit talking your former creative partner for bastardising your work is catty and distasteful and lame. It’s even more embarrassing when you keep getting involved in spinoffs and raking in money and then giving interviews where you make bitchy comments about those shows.

[imaslave4u]

Lady Gaga performing ‘Paparazzi’ at the MTV Video Music Awards (September 13, 2009)