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Sade Olutola
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Game of Thrones Daily
Cosmic Funnies
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@groundzero-redriot
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@linkusganom would like to know OSHA's thoughts on this.
Whooooooaaa, We're halfway there. WHOOOOOAAA…
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Hi bestie
Whooooooaaa, We're halfway there. WHOOOOOAAA…
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@a-tired-trans-man
The mood when you see a show live and it changes your brain chemistry, only to find out there is no soundtrack, no fandom, and almost no trace it ever existed before the performance you went to twice.
It's time
everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
Mocha banging out the tunes April 13, 2022
Today is a special day, 17 years ago Neil Banged Out The Tunes
Happy Neil Banging Out The Tune Day y’all 🎶 ✨
Whooooooaaa, We're halfway there. WHOOOOOAAA…
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Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it”
Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect.
To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.
On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.
I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…
Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.
The lengths we go for music.
Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.
One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”
And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:
[stifled giggling]
[reeeeeeally deep breath]
[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]
The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.
In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”
FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.
This is the best band post
Everyone else go home
Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this
which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,
that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that
Who does that?
This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame this is one for the history books…
Those fortes are environmental storytelling. Thats the mark of a man who kept saying “louder!“and was not satified with the volume he got and decided to be passive agressive about it
Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020
OUTTA TOUCH THURSDAY!
The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2021
The last Out of Touch Thursday of 2022!
The Final Out Of Touch Thursday 2023!
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) dir. Brian Henson
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
First like and this has already found its intended audience
uh oh
How can I, a queer neurodivergent person, not reblog a frog?
How can I, a queer
neurodivergent person,
not reblog a frog?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for all who celebrate
looks like october is…. octover
i’m queueing this for next year
Its nowvember
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1994) dir. Henry Selick
