Just a sweaty guy!

A 30 year old pan NB guy over in Florida! Check out my etsy while you're here! Icon by @smilepaint https://linktr.ee/selamander?

[selamander]

New Pinned Post!

Howdy howdy! The name’s Sel! I’m a 32 year old transmasc plush maker who enjoys making tons of lil guys in his spare time!! You can find me over on Etsy @SelSewsCreatures, on Bluesky under @selamander and right here where I’ve gotten way too invested in spamtenna! I am also almost always open for commissions so please feel free to reach out if you’re interested!!

(huge thanks to @sleepvines for the new banner!!!)

[selamander]

I have so many guys! More guys than I know what to do with!! I want a clean slate and I want them out! Please help me move some guys this month!! 50% of everything for all of march! Help me do some spring cleaning and get some buddies for cheaper than ever!

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[doppelgender]

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

[doppelgender]

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[victusinveritas]

[sunflowersosa]

Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬

I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

[sunflowersosa]

I'm glad you all like the Nigeria Pride post!

Originally, I went in worried the opposite would happen. Growing up, I've been taught that Nigeria, the country, is homophobic. (I was born in America.) But over time, I learned that there's tons of other queer Nigerians; some are out, and some are in the closet 😭.

I'm also not used to this much attention, lol

Thank you all!

[nitewrighter]

Obviously 90's and 80's manga and anime had a lot of problems with antiblack caricatures, but I do like that Battle Angel Alita put Grace Jones in there just because she looks absolutely amazing in a cyberpunk environment.

[nitewrighter]

If it's the future, Grace Jones is there.

[sreegs]

You should take some time to read @3liza's post documenting the Phantom Report Bug (which she deserves praise for doing, thank you eliza) and see how fucking broken Tumblr's report tool is. I also want to reiterate something she is once again correct about: no one files bug reports. I have first hand experience working at Tumblr and I remember having to tell web devs on Staff "i saw a post about someone talking about a bug" and they were unaware because no one followed through to file a bug. I have fixed bugs that I saw people posting about that were in my domain (I'm a mobile dev) but were not in the system. No this is not an endorsement of "complain about it enough and eventually someone will see it", this is an endorsement of "file a bug report directly to computer companies and people will most likely read it and probably fix it". I mean it this is not a Tumblr-only thing. I've seen this at every company I've worked for. Just fucking file a bug report please I beg you, software gets complicated and the devs are just unaware that there's a bug until you bring it to your attention. And they want to fix the bug! I promise!

[3liza]

WHAT AM I ALWAYS SAYING TO YOU PEOPLE. COMPLAINING GETS THE GOODS. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO GET MAD UNTIL YOUVE COMPLAINED ABOUT THE PROBLEM TO SOMEONE WHOSE JOB IT IS TO FIX IT

[3liza]

POLITELY

[cinemamind]

Killer Klowns From Outer Space✨💫

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[gorjee-art]

House of Leaves fans, lend me your theories. How much do you think that the Book is true? This is totally not me taking data.

[gorjee-art]

[niconcanela]

Pre-team skull Guzma :)

[vagrats]

SEETHING quilt i finished earlier this year. it's about 12" square. the center panel is a digital print of my ~iconic~ plant drawing. the borders are machine pieced and the center is hand quilted ^_^

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[daily-specilfeacher]

Day 83: afterhours

[wizardshark]

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

[propertyofjameswilson]

happy pride month everyone!!