Avengers cast, then and now.
Omg Jeremy Renner
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Product Placement

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Avengers cast, then and now.
Omg Jeremy Renner
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
ok
update: we are dating
update: we are married
I love happy endings
THIS IS THE KIND OF QUALITY CONTENT I EXPECT FROM THIS PLATFORM.
After you read too many fanfics and you go watch the show again
These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:
1.
“Okay, and who’s the president?”
“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”
“It’s okay, you know who he is.”
2.
“Who’s the president?”
“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….
“Yup, good enough.”
3.
“And who’s the president,”
“Not fuckin’ Obama!”
“I feel ya.”
4.
“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“
“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”
“Oh, well, alright then.”
5. (My personal favorite)
“Who’s the president?”
“Ew.”
“Good enough.”
My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.
Facebook / Twitter / Ko-fi [Drawing of a purple and green bear saying “You’re going to have so much happiness and so much success and you’re going to deserve every bit of it. You’re amazing, you deserve amazing things, and you’re going to get those amazing things.” in a pink speech bubble.]
I don’t wanna be rude, but did Trump say this? Like, to himself in the mirror?
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
WAIT A PLATYPUS IS VENOMOUS
Quite venemous- the males have a spur/claw on their back legs that secretes venom. Apparently it is quite painful, but not deadly for people.
WHY IS THIS TRUE I HATE THIS
I Love dogs
HIDDLES HAS A CHOCOLATE WORKING COCKER PUPPY OMG
what a mood
My name is fan And wen its nite Wen normal fowk ar sleeping tite Wen showrunners Hav ben a dic I do the thing. I rite the fic.
My name fanarts And wen its nite Wen tumblr fowk shitpost and fite I drink de wine i read the fic I do the thing. I art the dic.
A smol awoo
This reduced me to tears
This looks like am English Springer spaniel ♡♡ like my shadow boy
He’s a borzoi named Freddie and this is what he looks like now:
Qualities of Highly Sensitive People
In general, highly sensitive people tend:
1. To be more sensitive to sights, smells, sounds, tastes and smells
2. To be philosophical and more in touch with their spirituality
3. To feel highly uncomfortable when being observed (e.g. by a teacher, a boss, during recitals and performances etc.)
4. To have vivid dreams which they remember in great detail
5. To have a deep appreciation for beauty, art and nature
6. To be good readers of others, and of non-verbal cues
7. To experience very powerful and intense emotions
8. To find it difficult to rebound from strong feelings and emotions
9. To be highly empathic and sensitive to others’ feelings
10. To be hard on themselves, and unforgiving of mistakes.
When you realize the human is trying to bathe you. (via tintin45450721)
@ChrisEvans: After 10 long weeks… (x)
They’re both so perfect <3