"hm :)" that was my hug noise

he/him | I'm hiding this account from my friends and family and taking severely unnecessary and out of proportion measures to keep them from finding it. | *jazz hands* | this is literally just a collection of Grumbo stuff I like and me ranting and raving about it. | and Scarian too, but only specifically in 3rd life. | Spam liking/reblogging is encouraged in this household. | the characters, not the people you sickos.

[grumbo-my-beloved]

Not enough grumbo content.

Take these incorrect quotes.

(it's very long)

Grian: I’m in love with you.

Mumbo: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Grian: I know.

Mumbo: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Grian: This date is boring!

Mumbo: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.

Grian: Then why did you invite me?

Mumbo: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you Mumbo, I'll do whatever I want!"

Mumbo: Did it hurt when you fell-

Grian: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Mumbo: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Grian: ...

Mumbo: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Grian: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Mumbo: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Grian: That one. I want that one.

Grian: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Mumbo: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Grian: ...

Grian: You mean ring bearER, right?

Mumbo: ...

Grian: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Grian: I owe you one.

Mumbo: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Mumbo: I fell—

Grian: From heaven?

Mumbo: No, I literally fell—

Grian: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Mumbo: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Grian: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Mumbo: Are we fighting or flirting?

Grian: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Mumbo: Your point?

Grian: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Mumbo: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?

Grian: Yes?

Mumbo: I'd sleep.

Mumbo: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...

Grian: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

Grian: I feel like doing something stupid.

Mumbo: I’m stupid, do me.

Mumbo: You have to apologize to them Grian.

Grian: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the man you fell in love with!

Scar: So, why don’t you go talk to Mumbo?

Grian, sarcastically: Oh. Yeah, sure.

Scar: What? So you go tell him he's cute, what’s the worst that could happen?

Grian: He could hear me.

Mumbo: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Grian: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Mumbo: Holy moly-

Grian: Mumbo is playing hard to get.

Grian: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

Grian: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Mumbo: Okay.

Grian: And make out during the scary parts.

Mumbo: Th-

Mumbo: The scary parts.

Mumbo: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Mumbo: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Grian: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Mumbo: But you’re always acting stupid?

Grian: ...

Grian: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Grian: *seductively takes off glasses*

Grian: Wow...

Mumbo: *blushes* Haha... what?

Grian: You're really fucking blurry.

Grian: Relationships should be 50/50. Mumbo cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Grian: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Mumbo: I wrote you a poem.

Grian, already crying: You did?

Grian: I think I'm falling for you.

Mumbo: Then get up.

Grian: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Mumbo: Wow. They sound stupid.

Grian: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Mumbo: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Grian: I guess you’re right. Hey Mumbo, I love you.

Mumbo: See! Just say that!

Grian: Holy fucking shit.

Mumbo: If that flies over their head then, sorry Grian, but they're too dumb for you.

Grian: Mumbo.

Grian: Are you trying to seduce me?

Mumbo: Why, are you seducible?

Grian: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Mumbo: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Grian: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Mumbo: Is it working?

Mumbo: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Grian: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

Grian: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

Mumbo: Oh. We're going out?

Grian: Wh...

Mumbo: Are you ready to commit?

Grian: Like, a crime or a relationship?

Grian: We both look very handsome tonight.

Mumbo: You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you."

Grian: I couldn't take that chance.

Grian: Can you cut me some slack, Mumbo? I’m sort of in love.

Mumbo: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.

Grian: I’m in love with you.

Mumbo: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

Mumbo: Do you want to know your gay name?

Grian: My... my gay name?

Mumbo: Yeah, it's your first name-

Grian: Haha. Very funny Mumbo-

Mumbo: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Grian: Oh- oh my god.

Grian: Two brooooos!

Mumbo: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Grian: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Mumbo:

Grian:

Mumbo: *tearing up*

Grian: Babe, c'mon...

Mumbo: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Grian: Babe...

Mumbo, sweating: Grian, there’s something I need to ask you-

Grian: Finally! You’re proposing!

Mumbo: How’d you know?

Grian: Mumbo, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Grian: I even picked it up once.

These last ones imply nsfw, so if you don't wanna see that, scroll on by real fast.

Grian: Bro-

Mumbo: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Mumbo: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

Mumbo: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Grian: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

Mumbo: I like your new trousers!

Grian: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Mumbo: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Grian: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Mumbo: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Grian: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Mumbo.

Mumbo: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Grian: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Mumbo: Seize the dick.

Mumbo: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Grian: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Mumbo: Yeah, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Grian: You wouldn’t?

Mumbo: I mean, unless you want to-

Grian: Do you know why I called you in here?

Mumbo: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Grian: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Grian: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Mumbo: The dishes.

Grian: Wh-

Mumbo: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

Mumbo: Look, last night was a mistake.

Grian: A sexy mistake.

Mumbo: No, just a regular mistake.

Mumbo: Wow, Grian, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Grian: We literally slept together yesterday.

Mumbo: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Mumbo: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Grian: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

[set-in-stardust]

im watching 3rd life (finally) and ??? scott??? hello???

[set-in-stardust]

SCAR PLEASE KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON

[set-in-stardust]

scar sweet talking everyone into giving him their clothes when i know for a fact he's gonna take them off and grians gonna yell at him again

[set-in-stardust]

THE COBWEBS LMFAOOO

[set-in-stardust]

ohmygooood i love seeing all the things i see my mutuals talk abt LOL pizza, monopoly mountain,,, what a beautiful build btw omfg

[set-in-stardust]

JIMMY DONT ENCOURAGE HIM!!!! PUT UR STOLEN SHIRT BACK ON SCAR!!

[set-in-stardust]

SCAR NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[set-in-stardust]

"Put. On. Some. CLOTHES."

oh scar, never change

[set-in-stardust]

HIS LITTLE BEE BALLOON!!! BUBBLES!!!!!

[set-in-stardust]

GRIAN'S LAUGH WHEN REN, SKIZZ, AND JIMMY BLEW UP HOOOOLY SHIT

[set-in-stardust]

"I have to do what this man wants to do, and what this man wants to do, often doesn't make a lot of sense." truer words have never been spoken, grian

[set-in-stardust]

"They've got matching shields! Why don't we?"

PLEASE tell me they get matching shields

[set-in-stardust]

when they jump into the water after confronting ren and martyn w/ etho... in the flower forest... god i smell a REALLY scarian good fic idea rn

[set-in-stardust]

WARRR!!!!

[set-in-stardust]

PIZZA NOOOOOOO

[set-in-stardust]

"Y'all need a hobby, come on!" love scott, ty for lightening the fight scene mood every time

[set-in-stardust]

"why hello there"

[lilith-pad-1]

I miss grumbo

Wait I'm an artist

[mumscarian]

okay its been months but can we just acknowledge that Mumbo having Grian's soul is gay as FUCK. can we just talk about that. just a little.

[grumbo-my-beloved]

My favorite part about gaining followers isn't that I gain followers.

It's that I get to see who else is a degenerate like me.

[ethubz]

Mouse art

[randompasserbyer]

Okay, I've been seeing a lot of people on AO3 complain about the Hermitcraft tags using their actual names and then use those tags anyways. The odds of them seeing this are slim, but I see it so often that I can't just comment it on every fic.

You don't have to use the AO3 tags that have a mcyt's real name on your fic.

It will still show up in the same character tag if you type "Mumbo Jumbo" rather than "Oliver Brotherhood". This works with ship tags too, & or /. Trust me. Or test it and see for yourself. You won't lose any potential audience if you use the tag that doesn't have the content creator's real name in it.

This goes for both Hermitcraft and any other Minecraft SMP fanfics. Badboyhalo/Skeppy will still put your fic in the main ship tag that has their two real names.

Until the AO3 tag wranglers fix this, this is the best way to fix it yourselves. Show them you don't want to use the tags with the real person's name by not using it. If you keep using it, they're going to look at their stats and go "But the majority of people are using this tag, why would I change it?"

Y'all got this. Keep fighting the good fight 💙

[silverfish-nest]

Grumbo from my shows...

[kuriarin]

Tumblr doesnt let you reblog with video attachments apparently so......... here's @princetych's desert duo art but video-ified

Link to the original post!

[renchanting-duo-deactivated2022]

oh? mcyt shipping? you mean grumbo from my shows?

[hhoo-hoo]

A short comic about them

[hhoo-hoo]

I've been asking myself: Why do mumbo and grian make such a nice combo? Did I see any similar kind of friendship before?

and then I realized

[shepscapades]

@bruhman745 ‘s fic Wings and his Wingman has me in shambles. SHAMBLES I SAY!!! There are an obscene number of things I want to draw from this fic, but this scene in particular had me giggling so much and Mumbo’s obliviousness just has me grinning like an idiot, so I had to put it down on proverbial digital paper!!!

I could go on and on and on about the characterization and dialogue, but you’re just gonna have to take my word for it n read it yourself, I’m enjoying it so much!! Ty for this gift of a fic, friend <3

[korescorner]

As of right now two of my favourite duos consist of "why are you this tall you play minecraft for a living" and "man who is apparently shorter than me" and I dont know what to make of that

[hhoo-hoo]

Grian Sholmes & Mumbo H. Watson

click for higher resolution

[gumptiomdog]

hello tumblr today i bring you nothing but brainrot, enjoy. and maybe if theres a demand ill tell yall some hcs i have of these three ehehhehehe

[echotunes]

i call this one "reasons the trafficblr whoreslut survey was wrong about last life mumbo, actually"

[video transcript:

[Mumbo's episode 1 - Grian, Mumbo, Jimmy and Martyn are in an oak forest]

Mumbo: [zooming in on Grian's face with a spyglass] I'm seeing inside Grian's soul right now. Grian: Do you wanna s— do you wanna look really deep in the waffle, there you go. [turns around] (they all laugh) Mumbo: Oh, sorry, I just zoomed into your backside. (Grian laughs) I don't know why that was my default.

[Mumbo's episode 2 - Grian, Mumbo, Jimmy, Impulse and Martyn are watching the sunset in the Southlands]

Mumbo: Look, while the sun's setting... This is quite cinematic, really, to be honest with you guys. (general sounds of agreement) Jimmy: Oh my gosh! Yeah, this is a moment. Mumbo: D'you wanna kiss? Grian: Right, these— wait. (laughter) Martyn: Oooo! Wait, what? Mumbo: Oh. Sorry, guys.

[Martyn's episode 3 - Martyn, Mumbo and Scar are on the path in front of the Southlands]

Scar: Uh, the big, muscular, strong, chiseled man, that is. Mumbo: Martyn, d'you wanna take a trip over there? Martyn: Yeah, go on then, let's go. Let's do it. Scar: I mean, we can go see the man with the chiseled muscles. Martyn: Yeah? Mumbo: I do appreciate the compliments, by the way, Scar, it is really... I mean, you— you didn't... y'know. You've never expressed these feelings for me before, but I do appreciate it. (Scar laughs) Martyn: I don't know, I do feel like you've been very forthcoming this season. You're putting people at ease, kisses at sunset, and... (Mumbo laughs) Martyn: Y'know what I mean? Scar: Uh huh. Martyn: Like, it's— you're making people's walls come down. Even though our physical ones are going up.

[Martyn's episode 3 - Impulse, Grian, Mumbo, Martyn and Scar are on Magical Mountain. Scar is in a hole in the ground, and Martyn and Mumbo are sitting in a boat on top of the hole]

Scar: I can't seem to get out, there is a big ginormous butt in my way. (Grian laughs) Scar: I don't know who it is, I'm not naming any names— (unintelligible) Martyn: Yeah, Mumbo, really really adding to the rear of this boat Scar: —enormous butt. Somebody's got a big butt. Mumbo: He called it chiseled earlier! (they all laugh) Scar: I'm— I'm chiseled.

[Mumbo's episode 4 - Mumbo, Grian, Martyn and Impulse are in the Southlands]

Mumbo: I'm sorry, Grian. I love your back. (Grian wheeze-laughs) Martyn: And you wonder why, Mumbo. (they all laugh) Martyn: You wonder why. Did you forget that you're married? Come on, now. Mumbo: I'm sorry, Martyn. Martyn: It's over. I'm taking— I'm taking the ring off.

[Mumbo's episode 6 - Mumbo and Grian are in the Southlands, zooming in on each other's faces with spyglasses]

Mumbo: Should we just— just stare at each other for the whole ses— session and just really... really admire one another? Just, like, that— that slightly darker pixel on the... on the right hand side of your face, that's a lovely pixel. Grian: Your— your half an eye is, uh, particularly looking good today.

[Mumbo's episode 6 - Mumbo, Grian, Bdubs and Impulse are in the Southlands, surrounded by Grian's dogs]

Mumbo: It's adorable. I l— I love it. You should have muscles more often!

[Mumbo's episode 6 - at the Scottage, Mumbo, Scar and Joel are trying to shoot Scott out of a tall waterstream to kill him, and Scott falls but lands in the water]

Grian: Oh! Mumbo: Ah, he's too good! Martyn: Aww. Scar: Dang it! Mumbo: He's quite talented, actually. He is quite talented, he is, he is a— And handsome, as well.

end video transcript.]